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Nov 19, 2010

Canned Unicorn Meat: It's Real Now

No trend's got me more excited lately than ThinkGeek turning its April Fool's products intoreal products. And now, the pièce de résistance: canned unicorn meat. For sale. Right now.

First came the monolith action figure, then My First Bacon, and now? Now mythical creature meat served up Spam-style.



37 comments:

Truth Finder said...

suppose its a joke. but if it isnt than thats a hell of a marketing name.

Alixander said...

It must taste like rainbows and glitter.

Yllsa said...

They made My First Bacon? I need to go get one of those...

Suciô Sanchez said...

Is it kosher?

The Informant said...

LOL I'm in for the Unicorn Meat.

Donkote said...

those poor unicorns...

Deron said...

Haha I bet they've found some unicorns from ancient times and want to make the most out of it ;)

Copyboy said...

I think that'd probably taste divine in a chili type sauce. No?

Shimizu said...

it might be tasty with rainbow flavour and kraken legs..

thenitefalls said...

I suppose this is Japanese

LoneIslander said...

That's some good rainbow :P

WoW_Updates said...

Hahaha ! :'D I really have to try this.. but..who hunts the unicorns?

Astra said...

lol, i want it just to keep the can and scare little kids

Alex and Helen said...

Lol I kinda want it, but I don't want spam :P

SimsGuy said...

There was a pretty good article about Thinkgeek in last months Wired. Apparently the Pork industry took offense to TG calling unicorn "The other white meat", lulz.

Kschindl said...

no way this can be real haha

Paul said...

I bet this taste like magic

arnyke said...

great post! i like it
supportin & folloing you!

dragnlamer said...

perhaps a replacement for horny goat weed.

JVS said...

makes my wishes come true

shahidj said...

going to candy mountain to get some unicorn meat

Ratch said...

haha i lol'd

textileengineer said...

A must for any canned food drive.

zon said...

must be fake. unicorns ain't real!...


but they are delicious.

pixel said...

i would eat it...

Chuck McElroy IV said...

This will make the best sloppy joes EVER!!!

Unablogger said...

It's all pink on the inside...

ImmaFrog said...

incredible info

Drackar said...

I want some...

Snickelsox said...

Wha the fucking fuck!

CookingManiac said...

sweet marketing trick LOL

hippilazma said...

haha interesting advertisement

Sinisa said...

interesting...

MRanthrope said...

it only tastes good because its highly endangered.

Willow said...

Tastes like happy!

KillerKun said...

Tastes like rainbows and happiness

Mark said...

I hope they properly de-horned the unicorn before doing this: finding a piece of the horn is worse than finding bones :(