A pack of 30 will cost you $34, so Benny's Bloody Mary Beef Straws certainly aren't a cheaper alternative to regular plastic drinking straws. But like licorice, they're completely edible. And unlike licorice, they're made from more delicious seasoned beef.
I would also like to point out that I've taken the high road with this post, since the suggestion of sucking on a beef straw is ripe for more childish jokes and wordplay than my mind can comprehend. More here.
7 comments:
Mmm depending on the drink you're sipping from beef straws could turn out as a very cool concept. Interesting news buddy, thanks so much for sharing.
< must resist puns >.
drinking tea though a chocolate finger biscuit... mmmm
so only women are allowed to drink from these right? I think I read that in the bible somewheres.
a pack of 30 for $34? I would rather make them by myself with slim jims
huh
What a facinating blog you run. So many interesting things!
I couldn't do it, sounds nasty, and costs way too much.
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