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Dec 14, 2011

MacGyver Unable to Fix his Own Car

Richard Dean Anderson is just an actor. He is not MacGyver. He cannot fix everything with a paperclip and a ballpoint pen. Yet, there's something disappointing about seeing him with the hood on his car open waiting for someone to help him. You're MACGYVER. Help yourself, man. Help yourself.

The 61-year-old actor was caught helplessly standing next to his dead Audi in Malibu yesterday, waiting for help. He just stares at it. At the car. Like he has no idea what to do with it. He's wearing cargo pants. It's really sad.

Of course, the car is an Audi Allroad, which is so mechanically screwed up even other Audi owners scoff at it for being unreliable. With its Torsen quattro four-wheel drive system and air suspension it's impossibly complex. The real MacGyver probably couldn't keep an Allroad on the road for more than six hours at a time without a Staples full of office supplies.
 
 

6 comments:

R said...

Oh that's bad.;)

ThirtySeven said...

Hilarious. I told the people in my office about this and they responded, "you know that's just a show, right?"

sigh.. stupid people are frustrating.

YeamieWaffles said...

That's quite funny actually, I don't really look down on the guy at all though, I'd be exactly the same... Then again, it's not really expected off me I guess.

Christopher Franko said...

oh this is deff a sad day when macgyver cant fix a car. :( this ruins all my hopes and dreams.

Heaven. said...

That's kind of sad.

Major.Mack said...

i just watched Macruber the other day.....he he