1. They are dunks, but they will not help you dunk.
2. They say Belfast on them, but they were not made in Belfast.
3. If you can run 88 mph you will not go back in time, but you'll still be running 88 mph. Which is pretty cool.
4. There's no secret pocket for transporting cocaine.
5. They don't auto-lace or auto-dry
It's almost a shame to wear them as the material slightly deforms when you do — the only drawback to the look. For just $90, the shoes are cheap, which will make tracking down a pair of the limited edition, 1,000-copy shoes is the real challenge.