Pages

Sep 30, 2010

OMG U R NOT SERIOUS: Justin Bieber Gets His Own Headphone Line

Dr. Dre, what hath ye done? As if 3% of Twitter's racks weren't enough, tween demigod Justin Bieber can now lay claim to his own headphone line—part of the Beats by Dre series of audio gear. Totes adorbs!

The JustBeats series (geeee-eeet it?) is available in earbud or cans form—but only in purple, Justin's fave color! The press release for the phones, clearly written by someone with a strong sense of irony, laments that young music fans have "never been exposed to high-quality sound." Yes, and Justin Bieber will be the solution to this social ill. We only hope they fit snugly enough for Segway getaways.

62 comments:

Nie Mand said...

Are they for real? Thats one of the stupidest things I ever heard of.

Anonymous said...

look more like blogger headphones...
he souled be initializing JB but then omg he s a drunk o

ShredGuitar said...

Very nice.

Emanuel said...

Lol how lame!....so where can i get em ?

Unknown said...

I give up on humanity...

Structus Postumus said...

Oh wow. That's gay. ;D

richie said...

Who would need High-def earphones to listen to terrible music?

Galwarrior said...

Justin Bieber again..

anontcotrol said...

Lady GaGa has her headphone line also. They look better then Beibers.

Anyway to make a buck isnt it :(

David said...

OKayyy wat?

tonyman33 said...

lmaoo.....Whats the world coming to....and the fact Dre is on this is just embarrassing

max said...

these are some good looking headphones :)

Zerron said...

haha wow

The Liquor Guy said...

Ragin' Bro.
http://theliquorguy.blogspot.com/

Archivist X0042 said...

was bound to happen

llllollllll said...

Oh ffs.

That Which Haunts said...

I fucking need more man, where my JB gloves and toothbrushes? I NEED MORE.

RatsRunThisTown said...

Those are hideos

Skimbosh said...

Just wait for the new Bieber Surround Sound 8.2 coming this winter.

2Beer1Sip said...

gayer then jb himself are only his headphones

Michele said...

Cool!
Supp

Naj said...

well, he already got a doll.

chasityxo said...

whos going to buy these lolol dollarstore ones work just fine

annoymouse said...

the thought of inserting anything related to beiber into me is disgusting..

JRam said...

Purple... how... appropriate...

McBindaHouse said...

the world is going to hell in a handbasket, I'll tell ya hwut

Ishu said...

Owwww man, how come???? dang it! DAMN IT! xD

THE FAV LIST said...

haha "never been exposed to high-quality sound". Oh the irony.

boss said...

wow, i cant believe it! i cant wait!!! im buying 30pairs !!! i love JB!, thanks for showing me! just sharing the love

George Costanza said...

Funny that it's the same 'b' as the Beat by Dre ones...

Light Weight Baby! said...

Thanks for the insightful comments on my last blog post!

Lulz said...

hes sooooo gay

Gregorius said...

OH MY GOD! Life is suddenly not worth living ):

Krow said...

Wow, really
JB is what we get for making so much fun of Canada

Telia Tuli said...

Unbelievable.
/shakes head

The Reviever said...

I wonder who will wear it...

Shugo said...

Ah well, his 15 mins of stardom will end when he hits puberty....

Jed Browne said...

Back in my day Justin would have been a funny name for a girl. And that haircut! Jeez. But, I must say, she has a nice voice.

Bicycle said...

talk about milking it

Splash87 said...

I would totally rock purple headphones, but not with a JB endorsement.

Ragina Vash said...

Lol! I love jb! Just sharing some love ;p

Johnny said...

i am at loss of words here..

Anonymous said...

I hope those all malfunction due to gayness.

Adrien said...

Bieber may be a cool guy (wouldn't know, never met him) but I hate everything about our culture that makes him who he is.

RoodNverse said...

lol f'n gay

Anonymous said...

i just really hate justin beiber.

Anonymous said...

looks great!
i like it.

Joebloggs said...

This makes me sick!

Sandwich said...

wowwww

Asher said...

So.. are headphones the new thing? I thought perfume and cologne was where it was at.

Brandon B. said...

This is horrible news!!! I hope at the very least it only plays at defening volumes so at least no one will have to listen to his "music" for very long.

Ryukai said...

I would get a pair but I'm not a 14 year old girl (unfortunately)

Paladin-Bias said...

that is ridiculous

SCHWARTZ said...

My dreams, They have come true.

Anonymous said...

hAAAAAAAAAAAAhaha beiber eats nuts

ModerneFusion said...

That's hilarious. Love your post, Keep up the Biebz Hate. & thanks for commenting on my blog too btw!

Following and Supporting! :)

Anonymous College Student said...

kill me now.

Janus Kane said...

A strong sense of irony indeed ;) Glad to see my blog circle is just as confused as I am when it comes to this kid's popularity. There's gotta be cute boys in this highschool... What a strange social phenomenon we've stumbled across with mass media.

Love the witty content, mate. And thanks for the comments :)
-JKane

HiFi said...

The beebs. Who woulda thunk

SaviorSelf said...

i wonder if they're cheaper than normal beats headphones.. I could just spray paint them black or something haha

Anonymous said...

unreal georgous luv ya JB

Brandon said...

Ah well, his 15 mins of stardom will end when he hits puberty....