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Sep 30, 2010

OMG U R NOT SERIOUS: Justin Bieber Gets His Own Headphone Line

Dr. Dre, what hath ye done? As if 3% of Twitter's racks weren't enough, tween demigod Justin Bieber can now lay claim to his own headphone line—part of the Beats by Dre series of audio gear. Totes adorbs!

The JustBeats series (geeee-eeet it?) is available in earbud or cans form—but only in purple, Justin's fave color! The press release for the phones, clearly written by someone with a strong sense of irony, laments that young music fans have "never been exposed to high-quality sound." Yes, and Justin Bieber will be the solution to this social ill. We only hope they fit snugly enough for Segway getaways.

73 comments:

Nie Mand said...

Are they for real? Thats one of the stupidest things I ever heard of.

Jacob said...

look more like blogger headphones...
he souled be initializing JB but then omg he s a drunk o

Blenderhead said...

Those are fucking ugly...

ShredGuitar said...

Very nice.

Jackie said...

Lol how lame!....so where can i get em ?

Nikola Begedin said...

I give up on humanity...

Structus Postumus said...

Oh wow. That's gay. ;D

richie said...

Who would need High-def earphones to listen to terrible music?

Galwarrior said...

Justin Bieber again..

anontcotrol said...

Lady GaGa has her headphone line also. They look better then Beibers.

Anyway to make a buck isnt it :(

David said...

OKayyy wat?

tonyman33 said...

lmaoo.....Whats the world coming to....and the fact Dre is on this is just embarrassing

max said...

these are some good looking headphones :)

Zerron said...

haha wow

Chuck McElroy IV said...

Ragin' Bro.
http://theliquorguy.blogspot.com/

FOnline world said...

I won't NEVER EVER wear it!

la com├ędie said...

nice post

Randy Weezner said...

was bound to happen

sildude said...

Oh ffs.

That Which Haunts said...

I fucking need more man, where my JB gloves and toothbrushes? I NEED MORE.

RatsRunThisTown said...

Those are hideos

Rorschach Redemption said...

Just wait for the new Bieber Surround Sound 8.2 coming this winter.

STINSENATOR said...

gayer then jb himself are only his headphones

Michele said...

Cool!
Supp

Naj said...

well, he already got a doll.

chasityxo said...

whos going to buy these lolol dollarstore ones work just fine

anoymous said...

the thought of inserting anything related to beiber into me is disgusting..

JRam said...

Purple... how... appropriate...

McBindaHouse said...

the world is going to hell in a handbasket, I'll tell ya hwut

Ishu said...

Owwww man, how come???? dang it! DAMN IT! xD

THE FAV LIST said...

haha "never been exposed to high-quality sound". Oh the irony.

boss said...

wow, i cant believe it! i cant wait!!! im buying 30pairs !!! i love JB!, thanks for showing me! just sharing the love

The Dandy Post said...

Funny that it's the same 'b' as the Beat by Dre ones...

Fuuuuuuuu said...

Thanks for the insightful comments on my last blog post!

Lulz said...

hes sooooo gay

Gregorius said...

OH MY GOD! Life is suddenly not worth living ):

Krow said...

Wow, really
JB is what we get for making so much fun of Canada

Telia Tuli said...

Unbelievable.
/shakes head

The Reviever said...

I wonder who will wear it...

Cybork said...

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY !!!

Shugo said...

Ah well, his 15 mins of stardom will end when he hits puberty....

Kevorkian said...

The faggotry is strong in those who will buy those headphones.

anon1337 said...

Wow, this is horrible!

Jed Browne said...

Back in my day Justin would have been a funny name for a girl. And that haircut! Jeez. But, I must say, she has a nice voice.

Bicycle said...

talk about milking it

Splash87 said...

I would totally rock purple headphones, but not with a JB endorsement.

Ragina Vash said...

Lol! I love jb! Just sharing some love ;p

Simon said...

i am at loss of words here..

Ben said...

I hope those all malfunction due to gayness.

momo said...

bieber needs to die

Adrien said...

Bieber may be a cool guy (wouldn't know, never met him) but I hate everything about our culture that makes him who he is.

RoodNverse said...

lol f'n gay

Muhunty said...

i just really hate justin beiber.

arnyke said...

looks great!
i like it.

Joebloggs said...

This makes me sick!

Sandwich said...

wowwww

jinx said...

i seriously can't stand this stupid brat

Asher said...

So.. are headphones the new thing? I thought perfume and cologne was where it was at.

jswerd said...

fuck that kid

Brandon B. said...

This is horrible news!!! I hope at the very least it only plays at defening volumes so at least no one will have to listen to his "music" for very long.

Ryukai said...

I would get a pair but I'm not a 14 year old girl (unfortunately)

Paladin-Bias said...

that is ridiculous

SCHWARTZ said...

My dreams, They have come true.

yoda said...

hAAAAAAAAAAAAhaha beiber eats nuts

Car Enthusiast said...

Thanks for this

ModernFusion said...

That's hilarious. Love your post, Keep up the Biebz Hate. & thanks for commenting on my blog too btw!

Following and Supporting! :)

Anonymous College Student said...

kill me now.

This Guy: said...

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
FUCK NO

Janus Kane said...

A strong sense of irony indeed ;) Glad to see my blog circle is just as confused as I am when it comes to this kid's popularity. There's gotta be cute boys in this highschool... What a strange social phenomenon we've stumbled across with mass media.

Love the witty content, mate. And thanks for the comments :)
-JKane

HiFi said...

The beebs. Who woulda thunk

SaviorSelf said...

i wonder if they're cheaper than normal beats headphones.. I could just spray paint them black or something haha

Anonymous said...

unreal georgous luv ya JB

Brandon said...

Ah well, his 15 mins of stardom will end when he hits puberty....