The JustBeats series (geeee-eeet it?) is available in earbud or cans form—but only in purple, Justin's fave color! The press release for the phones, clearly written by someone with a strong sense of irony, laments that young music fans have "never been exposed to high-quality sound." Yes, and Justin Bieber will be the solution to this social ill. We only hope they fit snugly enough for Segway getaways.
Sep 30, 2010
OMG U R NOT SERIOUS: Justin Bieber Gets His Own Headphone Line
Dr. Dre, what hath ye done? As if 3% of Twitter's racks weren't enough, tween demigod Justin Bieber can now lay claim to his own headphone line—part of the Beats by Dre series of audio gear. Totes adorbs!
The JustBeats series (geeee-eeet it?) is available in earbud or cans form—but only in purple, Justin's fave color! The press release for the phones, clearly written by someone with a strong sense of irony, laments that young music fans have "never been exposed to high-quality sound." Yes, and Justin Bieber will be the solution to this social ill. We only hope they fit snugly enough for Segway getaways.
The JustBeats series (geeee-eeet it?) is available in earbud or cans form—but only in purple, Justin's fave color! The press release for the phones, clearly written by someone with a strong sense of irony, laments that young music fans have "never been exposed to high-quality sound." Yes, and Justin Bieber will be the solution to this social ill. We only hope they fit snugly enough for Segway getaways.
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Are they for real? Thats one of the stupidest things I ever heard of.
look more like blogger headphones...
he souled be initializing JB but then omg he s a drunk o
Very nice.
I give up on humanity...
Oh wow. That's gay. ;D
Who would need High-def earphones to listen to terrible music?
Justin Bieber again..
Lady GaGa has her headphone line also. They look better then Beibers.
Anyway to make a buck isnt it :(
OKayyy wat?
lmaoo.....Whats the world coming to....and the fact Dre is on this is just embarrassing
these are some good looking headphones :)
haha wow
Ragin' Bro.
http://theliquorguy.blogspot.com/
was bound to happen
Oh ffs.
I fucking need more man, where my JB gloves and toothbrushes? I NEED MORE.
Those are hideos
Just wait for the new Bieber Surround Sound 8.2 coming this winter.
gayer then jb himself are only his headphones
Cool!
Supp
well, he already got a doll.
whos going to buy these lolol dollarstore ones work just fine
the thought of inserting anything related to beiber into me is disgusting..
Purple... how... appropriate...
the world is going to hell in a handbasket, I'll tell ya hwut
Owwww man, how come???? dang it! DAMN IT! xD
haha "never been exposed to high-quality sound". Oh the irony.
wow, i cant believe it! i cant wait!!! im buying 30pairs !!! i love JB!, thanks for showing me! just sharing the love
Funny that it's the same 'b' as the Beat by Dre ones...
Thanks for the insightful comments on my last blog post!
hes sooooo gay
OH MY GOD! Life is suddenly not worth living ):
Wow, really
JB is what we get for making so much fun of Canada
Unbelievable.
/shakes head
I wonder who will wear it...
Ah well, his 15 mins of stardom will end when he hits puberty....
Back in my day Justin would have been a funny name for a girl. And that haircut! Jeez. But, I must say, she has a nice voice.
talk about milking it
I would totally rock purple headphones, but not with a JB endorsement.
Lol! I love jb! Just sharing some love ;p
i am at loss of words here..
I hope those all malfunction due to gayness.
Bieber may be a cool guy (wouldn't know, never met him) but I hate everything about our culture that makes him who he is.
lol f'n gay
i just really hate justin beiber.
looks great!
i like it.
This makes me sick!
wowwww
So.. are headphones the new thing? I thought perfume and cologne was where it was at.
This is horrible news!!! I hope at the very least it only plays at defening volumes so at least no one will have to listen to his "music" for very long.
I would get a pair but I'm not a 14 year old girl (unfortunately)
that is ridiculous
My dreams, They have come true.
hAAAAAAAAAAAAhaha beiber eats nuts
That's hilarious. Love your post, Keep up the Biebz Hate. & thanks for commenting on my blog too btw!
Following and Supporting! :)
kill me now.
A strong sense of irony indeed ;) Glad to see my blog circle is just as confused as I am when it comes to this kid's popularity. There's gotta be cute boys in this highschool... What a strange social phenomenon we've stumbled across with mass media.
Love the witty content, mate. And thanks for the comments :)
-JKane
The beebs. Who woulda thunk
i wonder if they're cheaper than normal beats headphones.. I could just spray paint them black or something haha
unreal georgous luv ya JB
Ah well, his 15 mins of stardom will end when he hits puberty....
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