The World Is a Better Place With a Butter-Shredding Grater

Do you hear that? That's the sound of the world becoming a more awesome place/arteries clogging now that we have a better way to serve butter: by smooshing it through a customized cheese grater. Delicious.

And the Easy Butter Former doesn't only make spreading butter on fresh soft bread easier. It finally allows you to put your favorite topping on everything from cakes, to cookies, to pies, and even squeeze some into your coffee. What's even more amazing is that you can pick one up for just $23. As long as you've got good healthcare and don't have to pay for your own quadruple bypass one day, that's the bargain of the century. More here.