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Feb 14, 2013

Get Pregnant Today, Get a Free Ikea Crib in 9 Months

Cheap people of Australia: run! Don't walk! To the nearest location where you can get pregnant. Ikea is doling out free cribs to babies born nine months from today.

The baby must come into the world on November 14, 2013. If that's your due date or if you get knocked up today or sometime in the next month, hold onto this coupon! Or convince your doctor to induce you on the 14th of November. Or eat a lot of spicy food that day. Whatever it takes. Unfortunately for Americans who are planning on a baby, this deal is only good in Australia. And unfortunately for any parent, Ikea cribs are only as secure as your assembling skills allow, which is to say they could be pretty hazardous. But hey, free crib! More here.

3 comments:

YeamieWaffles said...

This is an absolutely brilliant idea from Ikea haha, I was thinking how funny it was that there'll probably be photos of pregnancy scans coming onto Facebook in the next few months but Ikea went one better with this idea.

Felicia Curry said...

Am really happy for what Dr Ariba has done for me and my Husband i was married for 5 years with no issue no sigh of a baby until one day i was on the Internet and i saw what Dr Ariba has done for someone. He cured her of HIV and also help her take in so i was so happy to read about such man on the Internet so i took his email and then contacted him luckily for me he did mine too he helped me get pregnant and now a a proud mother so my advice is if you are out there looking for a baby just contact Him on draribaspelltemple@gmail.com or dr.aribaspelltemple@outlook.com and he will help you just the way he did mine okay.

jennai said...

This is the great idea from the ikea so funny and nice thanks