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May 18, 2012

Mark Zuckerberg’s Newest Facebook Status: I’m a Real Billionaire

In case you just woke from a coma at the center of the earth's core, Facebook's IPO blasts off today. And here's a casually obnoxious reminder from Mark Zuckerberg, who has something to do with this, if you weren't sure.

The status update—Mark Zuckerberg listed a company on NASDAQ. — with Chris Cox and 4 others—demonstrates the dynamic flexibility of the Facebook Timeline™, which allows you to share the moments of your life that matter most, and include those Friends™ who were along for The Ride™ with you. It was also rigged by a team of Facebook engineers to trigger at the exact moment Zuck activated the NASDAQ opening button bell, further making him the least relatable 28-year-old in the history of people in their 20s. More here.

6 comments:

YeamieWaffles said...

Damnit Mark, thanks for reminding us haha! Great post buddy.

Adam said...

dislike

Matt said...

Like Adam's comment.

Jim said...

Okay Mark, we get you.

That Random Guy said...

Figures he does that, haha.

chris helms said...

Facebook wouldn't be what it is without the millions of addicted users - we have only ourselves to blame!