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Apr 29, 2012

Siri Will Cause Your iPhone 5 to Self-Destruct


Hey there, future person, you've misplaced your iPhone 5. Some nefarious person is trying to break in and steal all of your naked pictures. Not to worry, you've programed Siri to self-destruct Mission Impossible-style after three incorrect login attempts. Boom.

I just feel bad for the guy that thigh-dials three wrong logins in his pants pocket.

5 comments:

YeamieWaffles said...

This is just amazing, if this is genuine I'll be getting an iPhone 5 just for this feature!

That Random Guy said...

LOL, I can never get an iPhone I guess, I always mess up my password on my iTouch :p.

R said...

That's really amazing!

Derocs said...

I'll bet this is just a money making technique because people will have to keep buying new iPhones every time they mess up their password.

Chris Hashemi said...

and lord knows I've got a lot of nudes on that bitch too.