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Apr 11, 2012

Ridiculous Sunglasses: Wear the U.S.A. on Your Face

In the shape of the contiguous United States, these shades by Jeremy Scott are perfect for the next haute couture stock car race you attend. And I mean, who needs two hundred bones for rent? Or food. Or utilities. Or just basic specs that sufficiently protect your eyes from the sun.

These frames, though? They cover a grand total of one and a half of your eyes, with the Great Lakes region really messing with UV protection on the left side. They also work well if you're trying to lose weight and/or are suffering from a cold, putting a guard over your entire nose and most of your mouth. More here.

8 comments:

  1. TrolskeApril 11, 2012 at 5:51 AM

    This is so useless...I can't believe somebody would buy this.

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  2. AnonymousApril 11, 2012 at 8:35 AM

    How would somebody buy this? This is awful.

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  3. RApril 11, 2012 at 8:54 AM

    Looks really bad...

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  4. OutcastApril 11, 2012 at 9:38 AM

    This really isn't a good look. Sunglasses with flags over them are okay but it really isn't a great look.

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  5. The Just OneApril 11, 2012 at 2:06 PM

    Terrible! I would absolutely buy them.

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  6. NerijusApril 11, 2012 at 2:09 PM

    The idea seems quite original, yet, it does not really look good on a human face.

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  7. JimApril 11, 2012 at 4:26 PM

    Now this is just bad, whats next, the whole world?

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  8. Al PenwasserApril 11, 2012 at 5:50 PM

    Probably wouldn't want to wear those in Kabul.
    Or Caracas.
    Or Mogadishu.
    Or Darfur.
    Or Tehran.
    Or Havana.
    Or Cairo.
    Or Tripoli.
    Or Pyongyang.
    Or Mecca.
    Or Islamabad.
    Or Damascus.
    Or Baghdad.
    You're probably good to go in Tuscaloosa, though.
    But, carry a spare. Just in case.

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