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Mar 4, 2012

Beef Straws Will Obviously Make Any Beverage Better

They're designed to be used with more savory drinks like a bloody mary, but there's no way these edible beef straws—made from hollowed out Slim Jims—won't improve the flavor of any beverage.

A pack of 30 will cost you $34, so Benny's Bloody Mary Beef Straws certainly aren't a cheaper alternative to regular plastic drinking straws. But like licorice, they're completely edible. And unlike licorice, they're made from more delicious seasoned beef.

I would also like to point out that I've taken the high road with this post, since the suggestion of sucking on a beef straw is ripe for more childish jokes and wordplay than my mind can comprehend. More here.

7 comments:

  1. OutcastMarch 4, 2012 at 11:00 AM

    Mmm depending on the drink you're sipping from beef straws could turn out as a very cool concept. Interesting news buddy, thanks so much for sharing.

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  2. AnonymousMarch 4, 2012 at 11:33 AM

    < must resist puns >.

    drinking tea though a chocolate finger biscuit... mmmm

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  3. MRanthropeMarch 4, 2012 at 11:35 AM

    so only women are allowed to drink from these right? I think I read that in the bible somewheres.

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  4. JimMarch 4, 2012 at 1:45 PM

    a pack of 30 for $34? I would rather make them by myself with slim jims

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  5. Major MackMarch 4, 2012 at 2:46 PM

    huh

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  6. Christina FarleyMarch 4, 2012 at 6:09 PM

    What a facinating blog you run. So many interesting things!

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  7. Wandering News NetworkMarch 4, 2012 at 6:32 PM

    I couldn't do it, sounds nasty, and costs way too much.

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