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Feb 25, 2012

iPhone-Branded gas Stoves Seized by Chinese Authorities

Ordinarily, if you use your iPhone to fry eggs, it's time to check when your warranty expires. Not so for these KIRF iPhones, which can't make calls or download apps (let alone use Siri) but can fry your bacon rather well. 681 of these bafflingly branded gas stoves were seized by police in Wuhan, each bearing the legend "Apple China Limited." 

Apparently the units did not come with flame-out protection and only ran iOS 4.1, leading to the swoop. We should probably take that as solid confirmation that the iPhone 6's killer feature is going to involve making brunch on the go.

10 comments:

R said...

Interesting!

MynameisEarl said...

Hey, how about that! China is getting really ingenious with their designs nowadays amirite?

That Random Guy said...

LOL! Desperate people do desperate things huh?

Adam said...

This iphone burns my ear

Ben Ditty said...

This makes the iPhone soo much more appealing to me!

The Piggie said...

It really can do everything...

The Vacuum Enthusiast said...

... Whaaaaaa?

Gryt said...

I always wanted an iStove...

YeamieWaffles said...

That's actually crazy news haha, amazing stuff man.

Lizzy said...

I wonder if any were purchased b/c of the iphone tag...crazy is right!