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Nov 13, 2011

These Keychain Multi-Tools Prove That Nothing Is Cooler Than Milled Titanium

I couldn't tell you why, but CNC-milled titanium seems to invoke the same testosterone pumping response as watching a grizzly bear fight a bald eagle. 

At first glance I'm not quite sure what to make of these supposed 'multi-tools.' Despite having edges designed for prying and a nonadjustable wrench on the Barbar, neither of them have any dedicated screwdrivers, pliers or even a blade. So they don't appear to be particularly useful as actual tools. But at the same time, they're friggin' beautiful! It's as if someone gave Picasso a CNC machine, a chunk of titanium, and told him to make a keychain. Plus, there's a bottle opener, and let's be honest, that's the only tool you really need. Get them here.
 
 

6 comments:

R said...

Nice post.

YeamieWaffles said...

This is so cool! It's tough to believe something so small could have so many uses!

Christian said...

I never leave home without my multi-tool. I always need it for random missions.

Heaven. said...

So convenient!

Crisalys said...

These are indeed awesome.

Al Penwasser said...

WARNING: Television commercial allusion ahead. Not everyone may get the frikkin' hilarious connotation.
But...can they cut a tomato?