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Jul 2, 2011

Where to Get the Best Fireworks in America

If you're really into fireworks, maybe you should move your butt to any square state. But whatever you do, don't move to New York, New Jersey, Delaware or Massachusetts. They have a total ban. The awesomerest state is South Carolina.

There they have prohibited any small rockets less than 3 inches long and half an inch thick. That's right: They have a ban on ridiculously sized fireworks.

The nation's capital is, ironically, the lamest when it comes to celebrate the 4th of July. It doesn't have a total ban, but look at their description: Prohibited products include, but are not limited to, "firecrackers of any kind of description. Any fireworks that explode [...] or intended to move after the piece is placed and fires."
 
 

13 comments:

  1. Guy Movie BloggerJuly 2, 2011 at 5:47 AM

    I bet you could probably buy a Tomahawk missile in Texas if you've got enough cash. That'll wake the neighbors!

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  2. AnonymousJuly 2, 2011 at 6:20 AM

    I love fireworks, thanks for this!

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  3. UnknownJuly 2, 2011 at 9:41 AM

    yeah I'm in Indiana and they are pretty accessible, especially as I live up by Chicago, but the price is pretty steep I feel.

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  4. KidBotanicalJuly 2, 2011 at 9:44 AM

    total ban in NY? That's Real unlucky

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  5. CarmJuly 2, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    if you're in Massachusetts everyone just goes to New Hampshire. They advertise on the highway billboards and everything too.

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  6. StyronJuly 2, 2011 at 12:20 PM

    NY? no firework, goddangit!

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  7. Jack of All TradesJuly 2, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    I'd just go to Texas and blow stuff up in one of those endless fields of nothingness.

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  8. AnonymousJuly 2, 2011 at 9:28 PM

    resident of jersey here.... not a good time... luckily I live nice and close to PA so, game on

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  9. Jon DujakaJuly 3, 2011 at 3:40 AM

    Haha, may place is probably green, no one gives a shit, you can fire a bazooka and no one will notice.

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  10. icequeen100July 3, 2011 at 6:01 AM

    @ Carm: Gotta be careful though, you know as well as I do that law enforcement on finding "illegal" fireworks is beefed up along certain borders this weekend...

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  11. JetahJuly 3, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    Looks like my state is limited to sensibly sized sparklers. Wooh!...

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  12. MRanthropeJuly 3, 2011 at 10:30 AM

    lol...middle america doesnt use fireworks, they just shot MOAR ammo into the air than usual.

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  13. Electric AddictJuly 4, 2011 at 11:38 AM

    interesting how states next to each other have similar laws

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