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Jul 2, 2011

Where to Get the Best Fireworks in America

If you're really into fireworks, maybe you should move your butt to any square state. But whatever you do, don't move to New York, New Jersey, Delaware or Massachusetts. They have a total ban. The awesomerest state is South Carolina.

There they have prohibited any small rockets less than 3 inches long and half an inch thick. That's right: They have a ban on ridiculously sized fireworks.

The nation's capital is, ironically, the lamest when it comes to celebrate the 4th of July. It doesn't have a total ban, but look at their description: Prohibited products include, but are not limited to, "firecrackers of any kind of description. Any fireworks that explode [...] or intended to move after the piece is placed and fires."
 
 

13 comments:

Guy Movie Blogger said...

I bet you could probably buy a Tomahawk missile in Texas if you've got enough cash. That'll wake the neighbors!

Anonymous said...

I love fireworks, thanks for this!

Unknown said...

yeah I'm in Indiana and they are pretty accessible, especially as I live up by Chicago, but the price is pretty steep I feel.

KidBotanical said...

total ban in NY? That's Real unlucky

Carm said...

if you're in Massachusetts everyone just goes to New Hampshire. They advertise on the highway billboards and everything too.

Styron said...

NY? no firework, goddangit!

Jack of All Trades said...

I'd just go to Texas and blow stuff up in one of those endless fields of nothingness.

Anonymous said...

resident of jersey here.... not a good time... luckily I live nice and close to PA so, game on

Jon Dujaka said...

Haha, may place is probably green, no one gives a shit, you can fire a bazooka and no one will notice.

icequeen100 said...

@ Carm: Gotta be careful though, you know as well as I do that law enforcement on finding "illegal" fireworks is beefed up along certain borders this weekend...

Jetah said...

Looks like my state is limited to sensibly sized sparklers. Wooh!...

MRanthrope said...

lol...middle america doesnt use fireworks, they just shot MOAR ammo into the air than usual.

Electric Addict said...

interesting how states next to each other have similar laws