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Jul 26, 2011

Toilet 2.0 — The New King of Thrones

For as much time as people spend on the toilet, you'd think someone would have rectified the glaring design issues with them by now. What? The Toilet 2.0 by David Hakkens did?

The Toilet 2.0 has been redesigned from the bathroom floor up. It's constructed of Corian, a composite material created by DuPont, that's lighter, thinner, and stronger than traditional porcelain.

The master stroke is the design of the bowl itself. The shallow-bottom, wide-body, lipped design not only aids in self-cleaning but it keeps you from experiencing the dreaded "impromptu bidet" action of a seated flush. The system will even reuse grey water from your sinks and dishwasher to flush its lines behind the wall (fresh water is still used to clear the bowl). The Toilet 2.0 is still in the design stages, so you'll have to keep shelling out $6400 for your game-changing cans for now.
 
 

23 comments:

my day in a sentence said...

With a bowl that shallow, I'd be afraid of poo touching my rear! :D

Cornbread The Poohbear said...

The first thing I noticed about this picture is that there is no stalls.

Dylanthulhu said...

Yeah, that bowl is far too shallow to be comfortable. O.o

Gryt said...

Blah $6400 is way too much to spend on a toilet, whether its space age or not. And Cornbread brings up a good point, I didn't see any stalls there either

Pieter said...

Awesome. Just awesome :).

Zerotix said...

Yeah thats a little too much. I understand comfort and all, but that's way too much. Have fun, rich people.

pv said...

i would love to have that in my house

Blogsberg said...

I miss the toilet lid.

Mark said...

I wouldn't be surprised if that the reason no one had thought to change the toilet is because no one really sees a problem with it. Let's face it, when you're sat on it, typically you can't see it, and if you aren't sitting on it, you're more than likely a guy and probably don't really care.

GMSoccerPicks said...

It looks weird, and im not paying 6400 bucks for a freaking toilet hahaha

Dilord said...

hahaha damn it it's gonnab e too shallow lol

MonZta said...

$6400 for a toilet. Are they serious?

Bigshanks BSc said...

Woah def an expensive addition to the bathroom! For that money i'd be expecting all sorts of extra functions, like music when I pee

Shaw said...

"impromptu bidet action"

I experienced this from my shitty grandparent's toilet. Thank god I had gotten up before I flushed.

Numinus said...

Whoa! Those toilets look kinda cool.

ScottD said...

nice design

Jammer said...

I like the idea.

Sub-Radar-Mike said...

Who on earth would stay seated when they flush...

SoreLosersGaming said...

Hopefully it does stop splashback like you say it does. I hate that!

Zombie said...

I dont think I would want to be sitting next to people poopin...

lolmudkipz101 said...

I just hope that when I'm dropping my bomb, the splash doesn't get on my pooper. I hate that wet feeling =(.

Dwrek said...

It looks like I would break that thing

Funny Pets said...

Toilet 2.0. Lol.