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May 27, 2011

The Everlasting Deliciousness of the Candwich Sandwich

The world was denied a breakthrough in food-in-a-can technology and deliciousness when a petty thing like money kept Candwich, the sandwich in a can, off of store shelves. But now it's here.

Peanut butter & grape jelly to start, with BBQ chicken (oh sweet christ) and PB & strawberry jelly on the way. These undying sandwiches run $12 for a 4-pack or $72 for a 24-pack. Pricey! But how many foods are "perfect for emergency food storage needs in the event of natural disasters" and totally delicious? Not very many.
 
 

17 comments:

  1. kxxthanxxMay 27, 2011 at 2:03 PM

    looks healthy

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  2. Athanasian ComplexioMay 27, 2011 at 3:03 PM

    "Oh my gosh they have it! Bread in a can!"

    -Squidward Tentacles. Grumpy Octopus? Or PROPHET!?

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  3. PawawanpiMay 27, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    That kind of scares me.

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  4. ShonaMay 27, 2011 at 3:19 PM

    I'm tempted to at least try? lol

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  5. TrolskeMay 27, 2011 at 3:19 PM

    Awesome and totally useless at the same time XD

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  6. BigMikeMay 27, 2011 at 3:50 PM

    Well dam, now i kinda want one....

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  7. ZKMinMay 27, 2011 at 4:13 PM

    say what? how come no one has told me of this?!

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  8. Lexle1May 27, 2011 at 4:23 PM

    I totally want to eat that. DO WANT

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  9. AnonymousMay 27, 2011 at 4:29 PM

    Mmm mmm mmm. A cornerstone of any good nutritional habit.

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  10. AnonymousMay 27, 2011 at 4:34 PM

    that is literally the most ridiculous thing i have ever read haha

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  11. Francis CaronMay 27, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    I wanna eat that everyday ... twice a day ... at least!

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  12. Lt NiteMay 27, 2011 at 6:52 PM

    TO be honest, I may not like PB&Js but this looks like it'd actually be a good sandwich, not some shitty one.

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  13. Sam DeCrossMay 27, 2011 at 7:40 PM

    I fully support this product. I want to endorse it.

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  14. tonyMay 27, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    the can will come in handy when i need to puke my guts out. awesome!

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  15. KamatacciMay 27, 2011 at 10:45 PM

    Good lord that sounds horrible

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  16. baka1236May 28, 2011 at 12:58 AM

    hmmmm... that's a really good idea.

    following

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  17. InhiaMay 28, 2011 at 2:03 PM

    Let me just go order this...

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