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May 27, 2011

The Everlasting Deliciousness of the Candwich Sandwich

The world was denied a breakthrough in food-in-a-can technology and deliciousness when a petty thing like money kept Candwich, the sandwich in a can, off of store shelves. But now it's here.

Peanut butter & grape jelly to start, with BBQ chicken (oh sweet christ) and PB & strawberry jelly on the way. These undying sandwiches run $12 for a 4-pack or $72 for a 24-pack. Pricey! But how many foods are "perfect for emergency food storage needs in the event of natural disasters" and totally delicious? Not very many.
 
 

17 comments:

kxxthanxx said...

looks healthy

Athanasian Echo said...

"Oh my gosh they have it! Bread in a can!"

-Squidward Tentacles. Grumpy Octopus? Or PROPHET!?

Pawawanpi said...

That kind of scares me.

Shona said...

I'm tempted to at least try? lol

Trolske said...

Awesome and totally useless at the same time XD

BigMike said...

Well dam, now i kinda want one....

ZKMin said...

say what? how come no one has told me of this?!

Lexle1 said...

I totally want to eat that. DO WANT

D-503 said...

Mmm mmm mmm. A cornerstone of any good nutritional habit.

IWannaBeAnon said...

that is literally the most ridiculous thing i have ever read haha

Francis Caron said...

I wanna eat that everyday ... twice a day ... at least!

Lt Nite said...

TO be honest, I may not like PB&Js but this looks like it'd actually be a good sandwich, not some shitty one.

Sam DeCross said...

I fully support this product. I want to endorse it.

tony said...

the can will come in handy when i need to puke my guts out. awesome!

Kamatacci said...

Good lord that sounds horrible

baka1236 said...

hmmmm... that's a really good idea.

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Inhia said...

Let me just go order this...