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Apr 24, 2011

FDA Gives Robots Permission to Sew Hair On Your Scalp

Balding sucks. But will you trust the machines to repair your scalp? The FDA does, which is why they approved this piece of robotery to perform hair transplants. It's name is ARTAS, and it lives in your dermatologist's office.

If you have straight hair that's brown or black and you want more if it, you can sit in ARTAS' lap, at which point it will massage your scalp (along with a few "dermal punches" thrown in for good measure). A year later, you'll have a scalp full of healthy hair, or so the story goes. 

13 comments:

zepdragon said...

Hopefully I never have to consider using this, but still, interesting to watch technology slowly invade every waking event in our lives. Isn't it awesome!?!

Colin Biano said...
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Zombie said...

Robots start by just sewing in our hair, then they are ripping off our scalps and using us for batteries!

Jay said...

wouldn't let that thing near me!

Potholderz said...

That sounds terrifying, but if it works, i bet people will use it.

Finn Phoenix said...

Oh yeah there's definitely an audience for this.

=dgrphx= said...

damn i never want to sit on that thing

The Game said...

It will chop off your head!

Titan of 2012 said...

Wow cool as!

ScottD said...

All I can say is HELL NO that thing is scary as hell! Reminds me of the probulator from futurama.

Raul Pevere said...

Scary! I dont know if I would want that thing poking at my head . . .

Bento.1337 said...

The thought of using that terrifies me.

Joel C Anatoli said...

It would be nice if they can fly and hunt down bald people and plant hair in their heads