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Feb 10, 2011

These Valentine’s Flowers Will Never Wilt

If you're going to be far away from your loved one this Valentine's Day, you could send them real flowers, which will smell good but will inevitably wilt after a few days, or you could send them these beautiful newsprint flowers from itunube, which won't smell like anything in particular but will last forever—well, only as long as the Earth lasts, I suppose—and, better yet, will remind your loved one that you're a little bit differentfrom the average guy, that you think outside of the box, or have a decent sense of design or appreciation for quirk, though come to think of it sending her these beautiful newsprint flowers might set the bar a little too high for future romantic holidays.
 
 

24 comments:

JWtechparts said...

this might be quite a good idea since i wont be able to give my girlfriend flowers on valentines day because she is over seas. buy them for valentines, lasts till she gets here. flawless.

Doc_Waffles said...

I hate valentines :(

meandmythinkingcap said...

dont get me wrong. If a guy wants to breakup with a girl definitely he should go for this.
i dont think any gal would like fake flowers or paper flowers.
Flowers arent just for fragrance, color but also the freshness and life attached with it. when it fades it kinda makes the couple sad and brings back memory the day it wasbrought home by the princecharming.
Fake ones never ever can do tht.

wutssz said...

My gf breakup with me because he religion to allow us haha. Best breakup evar.

FantasyFreak1 said...

Very clever. :) I kinda like flowers though, so I wouldn't really ever use those.

Dwrek said...

"Dont you dare think about getting anything that stupid"

Poetry of the Day said...

really good idea!
Famous Poetry about Life

chrischaos said...

flowers suck nuts!
Christopher James Chaos

Zombie said...

so instead of rose thorn pricks you will get papercuts

beyondhiphop said...

bawwwww

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Major.Mack said...

Chivalry is Dead!

Scootland Economics said...

brilliant idea

- micro economics and market systems

Con Queso said...

lol, I'm not sure I'd send either. Real flowers = oh boy, dead in a week. Flowers on paper, wtf? mmmm, I dunno. I'd hope I'd make her something, but that takes times.

Pawawanpi said...

It is clever.

Lost.in.Idaho said...

These are better than the valentine ideas I posted on my blog. Kudos to you, this may actually work...

Neuro said...

Would like to see the look on my g/f's face if i gave her these

RP said...

real flowers anytime - but these flowers are a probable option...

Les said...

They look pretty cool!

Giulzz said...

Seems like a pretty cool idea, and has the potential to last until next valentines day. A gift that keeps on giving!

TreeBranchez said...

Valentines is a good way to may single people (or recently dumped people) feel like crap :\

BlowingInTheWind said...

Ah I hate valentines day :(

Jessica in Wonderland said...

Awwwwwwwh! how romantic! :)

anontcotrol said...

what a beauty

rickysha said...

These look cool.