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Feb 26, 2011

Man’s Gold Tooth Deflects Bullet

For those who believe that gold grills are purely decorative, I present to you the case of this unnamed man who was shot in the mouth by his brother, only to be saved by his expensive teeth:
These two began to struggle, and the gun went off, hitting the victim in the mouth. He ran to a friend's house for help, and the paramedics who treated him told investigators that the small-caliber bullet apparently bounced off the victim's gold tooth, leaving only some gum damage from the impact and a cut to his upper lip from the ricochet.
The defense rests, with a broad, glittering smile.

15 comments:

Diego said...

His blingblingness [??] saved his life =D

lovebloggin said...

grills are good for something!

lefthandedstraw said...

strong grill.

Con Queso said...

lol, this story can't be true...

AWLBlogs said...

Wtf what are the chanses somone acidentlly shoots someone in the teeth.

Drackar said...

...That is one pathetic gun.

Zakk said...

oh wow... Glad I'm following!

Altenfrost said...

What a lol.
+ following :D

Pendelton Bloodworth said...

wow lol thats hilarious!

KillerKun said...

wtf that must have been a really shitty gun

ScottD said...

airsoft gun?

LilPixi said...

That's friggin' crazy.

Alopix said...

What gun was it!?

Triper said...

ughhhh gold tooth look's weird

Croptimus said...

Wow, that's insane lol