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Jan 28, 2011

The Inspiration for Lady Gaga's New Perfume: Blood and Semen

We were trying to determine what Lady Gaga's forthcoming fragrance should smell like, but rumor has it she's decided. It will supposedly smell like blood and semen. Nasty, but I guess that's exactly what a bad romance smells like.
 
 

23 comments:

  1. ZombieJanuary 28, 2011 at 7:32 AM

    so its gunna smell like rusty pennies dipped in chlorine?

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  2. A Beer for the ShowerJanuary 28, 2011 at 7:36 AM

    I wonder if she'll be personally extracting the prototype specimens.

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  3. BlahCooCooBlahJanuary 28, 2011 at 7:46 AM

    Yuck and yuck! I'd still buy it just to say i bought it though! :D

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  4. Mr. InsaniumJanuary 28, 2011 at 8:28 AM

    that was an awful joke at the bottom, XD

    Will be interesting to sniff this though

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  5. SDGJanuary 28, 2011 at 8:37 AM

    Eventually, this whole be stranger each time I mentioned strategy is going to wear out and she'll be just another singer. That day cant come soon enough.

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  6. shishimaruJanuary 28, 2011 at 8:45 AM

    why does she need to be so weird?...
    >:3

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  7. Suciô SanchezJanuary 28, 2011 at 8:58 AM

    < Comment removed by divine intervention >

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  8. DooJanuary 28, 2011 at 9:02 AM

    She's just doing this to get more and more attention. Like she doesn't have enough, duh!

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  9. EvanJanuary 28, 2011 at 9:18 AM

    I just don't understand why she does so many weird things. The worst part about it is that people are going to buy it....

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  10. Jimmy FungusJanuary 28, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    Only a nice fragrance if you are a rapist vampire.

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  11. KateJanuary 28, 2011 at 10:25 AM

    I..uuh...no. Just no.

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  12. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    Blood and semen. Smells like it will attract lots of people.

    Sincerely,
    http://bulkingjobra.blogspot.com

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  13. World of ZeroJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:05 AM

    Bloody Hell! What is the world coming too. I bet that all her 12 year old fans are gonna be ecstatic about getting some too. What would you say to your daughter that wanted some "Bloody Penis Smelling Perfume"? I have no idea.

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  14. EvilWafflesJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    Definately blood and semen.


    TehHappyPlace

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  15. UnknownJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    huh. interesting

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  16. MRanthropeJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:34 AM

    I bet she's highly familiar with both those items.

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  17. temptationJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:59 AM

    great. but i must confess that I am totally not interested in her...

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  18. UnknownJanuary 28, 2011 at 12:55 PM

    Well if you buy into the whole pheremone thing I guess it can be effective.

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  19. IsaacJanuary 28, 2011 at 1:39 PM

    mmmm her two favorite things

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  20. PawawanpiJanuary 28, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    That sounds so gross.... I feel ill just thinking about it.

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  21. ReignJanuary 28, 2011 at 3:02 PM

    lol thats awesome

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  22. mrecanJanuary 28, 2011 at 3:46 PM

    lol what the hell

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  23. Public ConfessionsJanuary 28, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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