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Jan 28, 2011

The Inspiration for Lady Gaga's New Perfume: Blood and Semen

We were trying to determine what Lady Gaga's forthcoming fragrance should smell like, but rumor has it she's decided. It will supposedly smell like blood and semen. Nasty, but I guess that's exactly what a bad romance smells like.
 
 

24 comments:

Zombie said...

so its gunna smell like rusty pennies dipped in chlorine?

A Beer for the Shower said...

I wonder if she'll be personally extracting the prototype specimens.

BlahCooCooBlah said...

Yuck and yuck! I'd still buy it just to say i bought it though! :D

Mr. Insanium said...

that was an awful joke at the bottom, XD

Will be interesting to sniff this though

Smokin D said...

Eventually, this whole be stranger each time I mentioned strategy is going to wear out and she'll be just another singer. That day cant come soon enough.

shishimaru said...

why does she need to be so weird?...
>:3

SuciƓ Sanchez said...

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Doo said...

She's just doing this to get more and more attention. Like she doesn't have enough, duh!

Evan said...

I just don't understand why she does so many weird things. The worst part about it is that people are going to buy it....

and then there was METAL said...

she is a kind of creepy bitch

Jimmy Fungus said...

Only a nice fragrance if you are a rapist vampire.

Kate said...

I..uuh...no. Just no.

lefthandedstraw said...

Blood and semen. Smells like it will attract lots of people.

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runewake2 said...

Bloody Hell! What is the world coming too. I bet that all her 12 year old fans are gonna be ecstatic about getting some too. What would you say to your daughter that wanted some "Bloody Penis Smelling Perfume"? I have no idea.

EvilWaffles said...

Definately blood and semen.


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Witdarkstar said...

huh. interesting

MRanthrope said...

I bet she's highly familiar with both those items.

temptation said...

great. but i must confess that I am totally not interested in her...

Walkabeast said...

Well if you buy into the whole pheremone thing I guess it can be effective.

Isaac said...

mmmm her two favorite things

Pawawanpi said...

That sounds so gross.... I feel ill just thinking about it.

Reign said...

lol thats awesome

mrecan said...

lol what the hell

Public Confessions said...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww