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Jan 26, 2011

I Will Never Drink Any Beverage Called MeatWater

I think I'll judge a book by it's cover on this one. And right now, MeatWater—a protein-rich drink flavored like various meats—sounds like the liquid equivalent of a Dane Cook autobiography.

I mean, I guess we can congratulate Till Krautkraemer for creating liquids that taste like a poached salmon salad, thai beef salad, cheeseburger or Hungarian goulash (best seller!). But doesn't half the appeal of eating meat lie in its physical properties?



28 comments:

  1. SamJanuary 26, 2011 at 6:41 AM

    If I were stuck in space with nothing to eat I would try it

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  2. ZombieJanuary 26, 2011 at 6:48 AM

    ugh... I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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  3. Al FrancesJanuary 26, 2011 at 7:02 AM

    That is undoubtedly the most unappealing drink I have ever seen.

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  4. my day in a sentenceJanuary 26, 2011 at 7:21 AM

    MeatWater? Seriously? Is this the world we created?

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  5. temptationJanuary 26, 2011 at 7:31 AM

    it's disgusting i think. I wouldn't try it

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  6. MikeJanuary 26, 2011 at 7:45 AM

    Hell, I've drank four loko before. I'd give this a try

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  7. Suciô SanchezJanuary 26, 2011 at 7:48 AM

    I'm waiting for the seafood line.

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  8. BENJanuary 26, 2011 at 7:50 AM

    lamo..such drink even exist? would try tho..need dat dere protein. :D
    thefitmuscle.blogspot.com

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  9. BlahCooCooBlahJanuary 26, 2011 at 7:52 AM

    Dare I say I'd try it? mix a little catsup in and yummo!

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  10. Binary SoulJanuary 26, 2011 at 8:06 AM

    I would have to try it I think

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  11. CalamariJanuary 26, 2011 at 8:07 AM

    Bleugh. Well Bovril seemed to work well, but at least that was thick. I can almost guarantee that the flavours would taste nothing like meat.

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  12. LeoJanuary 26, 2011 at 8:14 AM

    LOL meh I'd try it and see how it is

    Leo,
    http://simplykidleo.blogspot.com/

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  13. shishimaruJanuary 26, 2011 at 8:28 AM

    um.... ew? MeatWater is just the stupidest thing ive heard of all day. I really wish this was fake lol...

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  14. Poetry of the DayJanuary 26, 2011 at 8:28 AM

    meat water.. rotflmfao

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  15. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2011 at 8:47 AM

    Does not sound too good. Looks like they are trying to get in on some of the action that vitamin water has, very similar logo.

    Sincerely,
    http://bulkingjobra.blogspot.com

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  16. JohnathanJanuary 26, 2011 at 8:59 AM

    The strangest thing is that I would probably try it O.o Tho, it looks kinda creepy...

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  17. Mr. InsaniumJanuary 26, 2011 at 10:39 AM

    Dear god where can i buy this stuff, gotta try it at least once

    www.crackinstuff.blogspot.com

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  18. mrecanJanuary 26, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    meeh i dont think i would drink these

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  19. KateJanuary 26, 2011 at 11:26 AM

    Finally. My prayers have been answered. All of the taste with none of the chewing.

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  20. RylaiJanuary 26, 2011 at 11:33 AM

    sounds like "protein" with a really bad name

    ballandkicks.blogspot.com

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  21. MRanthropeJanuary 26, 2011 at 11:50 AM

    barf

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  22. RebeccaJanuary 26, 2011 at 12:03 PM

    eww

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  23. BTN Hip HopJanuary 26, 2011 at 12:20 PM

    so gross

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  24. 1904 BloggerJanuary 26, 2011 at 12:27 PM

    ew dude

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  25. AprilJanuary 26, 2011 at 1:34 PM

    Barf. That is all I have to say.

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  26. kkazzammJanuary 26, 2011 at 7:59 PM

    Seeing as I just finished dinner not too long ago this actually turns my stomach and that takes a lot :x

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  27. Obi-wan MikenobiJanuary 27, 2011 at 3:32 AM

    This combines my two key interests; meat and throwing up.

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  28. Some dudeJanuary 27, 2011 at 11:57 AM

    DO NOT WANT.

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