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Jan 26, 2011

I Will Never Drink Any Beverage Called MeatWater

I think I'll judge a book by it's cover on this one. And right now, MeatWater—a protein-rich drink flavored like various meats—sounds like the liquid equivalent of a Dane Cook autobiography.

I mean, I guess we can congratulate Till Krautkraemer for creating liquids that taste like a poached salmon salad, thai beef salad, cheeseburger or Hungarian goulash (best seller!). But doesn't half the appeal of eating meat lie in its physical properties?



28 comments:

Sam said...

If I were stuck in space with nothing to eat I would try it

Zombie said...

ugh... I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Al Frances said...

That is undoubtedly the most unappealing drink I have ever seen.

my day in a sentence said...

MeatWater? Seriously? Is this the world we created?

temptation said...

it's disgusting i think. I wouldn't try it

Mike said...

Hell, I've drank four loko before. I'd give this a try

SuciƓ Sanchez said...

I'm waiting for the seafood line.

BEN said...

lamo..such drink even exist? would try tho..need dat dere protein. :D
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BlahCooCooBlah said...

Dare I say I'd try it? mix a little catsup in and yummo!

Binary Soul said...

I would have to try it I think

Calamari said...

Bleugh. Well Bovril seemed to work well, but at least that was thick. I can almost guarantee that the flavours would taste nothing like meat.

Leo said...

LOL meh I'd try it and see how it is

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shishimaru said...

um.... ew? MeatWater is just the stupidest thing ive heard of all day. I really wish this was fake lol...

Poetry of the Day said...

meat water.. rotflmfao

Anonymous said...

Does not sound too good. Looks like they are trying to get in on some of the action that vitamin water has, very similar logo.

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Johnathan said...

The strangest thing is that I would probably try it O.o Tho, it looks kinda creepy...

Mr. Insanium said...

Dear god where can i buy this stuff, gotta try it at least once

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mrecan said...

meeh i dont think i would drink these

Kate said...

Finally. My prayers have been answered. All of the taste with none of the chewing.

Rylai said...

sounds like "protein" with a really bad name

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MRanthrope said...

barf

Rebecca said...

eww

BTN Hip Hop said...

so gross

1904 Blogger said...

ew dude

April said...

Barf. That is all I have to say.

kkazzamm said...

Seeing as I just finished dinner not too long ago this actually turns my stomach and that takes a lot :x

Obi-wan Mikenobi said...

This combines my two key interests; meat and throwing up.

Some dude said...

DO NOT WANT.