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Jan 23, 2011

The Endless Chocolate Bar Breaker Probably Won't Keep Me Slender

I love that crunch-clink sound a chocolate bar makes when I break it in two before stuffing both halves into my mouth. Thanks to this simulation keychain, I can have that sound without any of the calories. Or the oh-so-yummy-taste.

It's the whole "not real chocolate" part that's getting to me, even if the keychain comes inthree flavors—milk chocolate, high-milk chocolate and white chocolate—so I think I'll just get some real chocolate instead.

If you prefer to pretend breaking chocolate with this trinket though, it will be available in Japan for about $7 per bar. If your obsession runs more along the lines of soybeans or bubble wrap though then you don't even have to wait and can order something now.

23 comments:

  1. Poetry of the DayJanuary 23, 2011 at 11:53 AM

    now this i dont get. whytf

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  2. SomeoneJanuary 23, 2011 at 12:06 PM

    oh YES i love to break fake chocolate all day. mmmm

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  3. systemAdminJanuary 23, 2011 at 12:15 PM

    Hurray for capitalism! Always making and selling things we never knew we wanted.

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  4. AnonfourtwentyJanuary 23, 2011 at 12:17 PM

    I would throw this on my keychain!

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  5. and then there was METALJanuary 23, 2011 at 12:24 PM

    i can make this in the toilet.

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  6. Suciô SanchezJanuary 23, 2011 at 12:40 PM

    Could work.

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  7. LeoJanuary 23, 2011 at 12:58 PM

    Do want.
    http://simplykidleo.blogspot.com/

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  8. BENJanuary 23, 2011 at 1:03 PM

    Lol..is this real life?
    thefitmuscle.blogspot.com

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 23, 2011 at 1:30 PM

    Sounds like someone wanted to make a quick buck with that "invention".

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  10. shadowAZNmanJanuary 23, 2011 at 1:43 PM

    I'll take 10!

    http://steppedkeys.blogspot.com/

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  11. PawawanpiJanuary 23, 2011 at 1:51 PM

    Must...Get... Meiji bars. >w<

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  12. The Facts of VidyaJanuary 23, 2011 at 2:21 PM

    Do want!

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  13. KateJanuary 23, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    I think this would just make me angry.

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  14. GnoJanuary 23, 2011 at 3:09 PM

    is this real life

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  15. mrecanJanuary 23, 2011 at 3:32 PM

    hahah this might be a solution

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  16. _b72January 23, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    sort of want...

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  17. PFJanuary 23, 2011 at 5:18 PM

    LOL

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  18. DooJanuary 23, 2011 at 5:36 PM

    Looks nice!

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  19. AnonymousJanuary 23, 2011 at 6:00 PM

    Crunch!

    http://bulkingjobra.blogspot.com

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  20. MArkJanuary 23, 2011 at 6:15 PM

    they should make one that responds if it hears the chocolate breaking sound with the robot voice saying "don't eat that"

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  21. Mr. RogersJanuary 23, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    Chocolate makes noise when broken?
    What?

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  22. Everything_manJanuary 23, 2011 at 8:52 PM

    dude... I PHUCKING LOVE CHOCOLATE!!!!

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  23. Josh TreeJanuary 24, 2011 at 5:25 AM

    Lazy america is Lazy. Supported.

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