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Jan 23, 2011

The Endless Chocolate Bar Breaker Probably Won't Keep Me Slender

I love that crunch-clink sound a chocolate bar makes when I break it in two before stuffing both halves into my mouth. Thanks to this simulation keychain, I can have that sound without any of the calories. Or the oh-so-yummy-taste.

It's the whole "not real chocolate" part that's getting to me, even if the keychain comes inthree flavors—milk chocolate, high-milk chocolate and white chocolate—so I think I'll just get some real chocolate instead.

If you prefer to pretend breaking chocolate with this trinket though, it will be available in Japan for about $7 per bar. If your obsession runs more along the lines of soybeans or bubble wrap though then you don't even have to wait and can order something now.

23 comments:

Poetry of the Day said...

now this i dont get. whytf

chrischaos said...

oh YES i love to break fake chocolate all day. mmmm

incorrectlogin said...

Hurray for capitalism! Always making and selling things we never knew we wanted.

Anonfourtwenty said...

I would throw this on my keychain!

and then there was METAL said...

i can make this in the toilet.

SuciƓ Sanchez said...

Could work.

Leo said...

Do want.
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mr_ben said...

Lol..is this real life?
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Snaz said...

Sounds like someone wanted to make a quick buck with that "invention".

shadowAZNman said...

I'll take 10!

http://steppedkeys.blogspot.com/

Pawawanpi said...

Must...Get... Meiji bars. >w<

Leon Smith said...

Do want!

Kate said...

I think this would just make me angry.

Gno said...

is this real life

mrecan said...

hahah this might be a solution

_b72 said...

sort of want...

voodoo said...

LOL

Doo said...

Looks nice!

lefthandedstraw said...

Crunch!

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MArk said...

they should make one that responds if it hears the chocolate breaking sound with the robot voice saying "don't eat that"

Mr. Rogers said...

Chocolate makes noise when broken?
What?

Everything_man said...

dude... I PHUCKING LOVE CHOCOLATE!!!!

Josh Tree said...

Lazy america is Lazy. Supported.