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Dec 7, 2010

The Last Word In Toilets

This is the Giovannoni Washlet. And while I don't recognize exactly what each component of its feature set is supposed to do, I do know what awesome sounds like. And "tornado flush" sounds awesome.

The toilet—pardon me, washlet—also has a "triple-jet rimless flushing system" and a "hygienic glazing" for its ceramic surface. To me that says this bad boy will flush anything, anywhere, any time. This toilet is a vortex from which nothing shall emerge. And it also deodorizes!

According to TOTO, the company producing this über-potty, the Giovannoni Washlet "captures both the essence of Italian style and the sophistication of Japanese bathroom culture." I can't argue with that. Especially since the only culture in my bathroom is growing between the shower tiles.



20 comments:

  1. Suciô SanchezDecember 7, 2010 at 2:54 PM

    If they sell it in America it'll still be crippled thanks to Al Gore.

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  2. Mister SharafDecember 7, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    good toilet is a gods blessing

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  3. Poetry of the DayDecember 7, 2010 at 3:02 PM

    yea. um. this is pretty bad ass. tornado flush sounds awesome. your right.

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  4. UnknownDecember 7, 2010 at 3:03 PM

    reminds me of this weeks American Dad

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  5. MaxDecember 7, 2010 at 3:24 PM

    Quickest way to flush your money down the drain...?

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  6. The TwistDecember 7, 2010 at 3:43 PM

    New to blogging but daily geekery in my blog feed? Yesplz. Following.

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  7. UnknownDecember 7, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    The king of toilets has arrived. This is the new porcelain throne.

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  8. AlexDecember 7, 2010 at 4:32 PM

    a crapy idea!

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  9. The Faustian ManDecember 7, 2010 at 4:34 PM

    ^ All the good puns were already taken above me. ^

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  10. stmDecember 7, 2010 at 4:34 PM

    who will be the first nerd to suffer a tornado flush swirlie?

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  11. ZombieDecember 7, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    You know your toilet is bad ass when it has a plug!

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  12. AnonymousDecember 7, 2010 at 6:12 PM

    wonder if itll suck me in the vortex and take me into time travel.

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  13. David DavidsonDecember 7, 2010 at 6:41 PM

    Tornado Flush!!!

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  14. cooperlifeDecember 7, 2010 at 6:42 PM

    If I'm gunna buy an expensive toilet, it better automatically flush like the ones in the old Sims games.

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  15. Major MackDecember 7, 2010 at 6:48 PM

    what a waste of cash

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  16. Major MackDecember 7, 2010 at 6:50 PM

    what a waste of cash

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  17. bubbaDecember 7, 2010 at 7:10 PM

    very nice, following and supporting. great post!

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  18. UnknownDecember 8, 2010 at 11:16 AM

    I want one

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  19. JeffDecember 8, 2010 at 6:47 PM

    The only toilet I used of purely Japanese design was a hole in the floor of an unlighted wooden stall in the woods near a waterfall above Otake, and there were creatures scurrying around in the pit.

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  20. ArianDecember 13, 2010 at 3:19 AM

    Now I know what I want for christmas!! This will be my new throne

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