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Nov 19, 2010

Canned Unicorn Meat: It's Real Now

No trend's got me more excited lately than ThinkGeek turning its April Fool's products intoreal products. And now, the pièce de résistance: canned unicorn meat. For sale. Right now.

First came the monolith action figure, then My First Bacon, and now? Now mythical creature meat served up Spam-style.



35 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 19, 2010 at 11:42 AM

    suppose its a joke. but if it isnt than thats a hell of a marketing name.

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  2. UnknownNovember 19, 2010 at 11:44 AM

    It must taste like rainbows and glitter.

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  3. Christie KleinNovember 19, 2010 at 11:45 AM

    They made My First Bacon? I need to go get one of those...

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  4. Suciô SanchezNovember 19, 2010 at 11:49 AM

    Is it kosher?

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  5. The InformantNovember 19, 2010 at 11:54 AM

    LOL I'm in for the Unicorn Meat.

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  6. DonkoteNovember 19, 2010 at 12:06 PM

    those poor unicorns...

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  7. DeronNovember 19, 2010 at 12:08 PM

    Haha I bet they've found some unicorns from ancient times and want to make the most out of it ;)

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  8. CopyboyNovember 19, 2010 at 12:11 PM

    I think that'd probably taste divine in a chili type sauce. No?

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  9. ShimizuNovember 19, 2010 at 12:13 PM

    it might be tasty with rainbow flavour and kraken legs..

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  10. AnonymousNovember 19, 2010 at 12:16 PM

    I suppose this is Japanese

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  11. LoneIslanderNovember 19, 2010 at 12:19 PM

    That's some good rainbow :P

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  12. VelkonNovember 19, 2010 at 12:19 PM

    Hahaha ! :'D I really have to try this.. but..who hunts the unicorns?

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  13. AstraNovember 19, 2010 at 12:25 PM

    lol, i want it just to keep the can and scare little kids

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  14. Alex and HelenNovember 19, 2010 at 12:33 PM

    Lol I kinda want it, but I don't want spam :P

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  15. SimsGuyNovember 19, 2010 at 1:05 PM

    There was a pretty good article about Thinkgeek in last months Wired. Apparently the Pork industry took offense to TG calling unicorn "The other white meat", lulz.

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  16. KschindlNovember 19, 2010 at 1:38 PM

    no way this can be real haha

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  17. GurneyNovember 19, 2010 at 1:39 PM

    I bet this taste like magic

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  18. AnonymousNovember 19, 2010 at 1:51 PM

    great post! i like it
    supportin & folloing you!

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  19. dragnlamerNovember 19, 2010 at 2:21 PM

    perhaps a replacement for horny goat weed.

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  20. UnknownNovember 19, 2010 at 2:48 PM

    makes my wishes come true

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  21. shahidjNovember 19, 2010 at 2:50 PM

    going to candy mountain to get some unicorn meat

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  22. RatchNovember 19, 2010 at 3:13 PM

    haha i lol'd

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  23. textileengineerNovember 19, 2010 at 3:23 PM

    A must for any canned food drive.

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  24. zonNovember 19, 2010 at 3:37 PM

    must be fake. unicorns ain't real!...


    but they are delicious.

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  25. pixelNovember 19, 2010 at 4:05 PM

    i would eat it...

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  26. JeffNovember 19, 2010 at 7:03 PM

    It's all pink on the inside...

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  27. 000November 19, 2010 at 7:49 PM

    incredible info

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  28. DrackarNovember 19, 2010 at 9:08 PM

    I want some...

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  29. CookingManiacNovember 19, 2010 at 10:58 PM

    sweet marketing trick LOL

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  30. AnonymousNovember 20, 2010 at 2:50 AM

    haha interesting advertisement

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  31. SinisaNovember 20, 2010 at 4:18 AM

    interesting...

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  32. MRanthropeNovember 20, 2010 at 11:34 AM

    it only tastes good because its highly endangered.

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  33. WillowNovember 20, 2010 at 1:03 PM

    Tastes like happy!

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  34. killerkunNovember 20, 2010 at 1:10 PM

    Tastes like rainbows and happiness

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  35. SoreLosersGamingNovember 20, 2010 at 3:28 PM

    I hope they properly de-horned the unicorn before doing this: finding a piece of the horn is worse than finding bones :(

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