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Nov 4, 2010

Bear Grylls Survival Knife Bear Grylls Survival Knife

British outdoorsman Bear Grylls had a fancy knife before, but it was really, really expensive. What if you didn't want to spend $700 to stab something? A solution presents itself. A $60 consumer-grade survival knife.

The knife has a serrated blade, a rubber grip, a stainless steel pommel (for hammering or knife-whipping someone), and an emergency whistle. The sheath has a fire starter, "land to air rescue instructions" and a diamond sharpener. There's a pocket guide on survival in case that land to air rescue doesn't work out.

It's also very useful that the Gerber Bear Grylls knife has his signature on it—this way when you stab an actual bear in a fight, it'll be like some sort of namesake-killing-synergy situation. I'm not sure what happens, exactly, but you'll probably still poop your pants.

38 comments:

  1. RoodNverseNovember 4, 2010 at 6:08 AM

    thats cool very nice knife , i like , i might get one just to poop my pants since i havent yet.or wait , damn you vodka.....

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  2. Ben DoverNovember 4, 2010 at 6:14 AM

    I like the fire starting feature :D Really useful

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  3. HondaXNovember 4, 2010 at 6:40 AM

    very good knife....

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  4. AnonymousNovember 4, 2010 at 6:58 AM

    Looks like a useful knife, but I would feel like a douche with a Bear Grylls knife.

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  5. ! WALLPAPERS BY ERDNUSS2 !November 4, 2010 at 7:02 AM

    lol nice! love the knife!

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  6. ShimizuNovember 4, 2010 at 7:02 AM

    perfect for when i get lost in a desert island

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  7. AnonymousNovember 4, 2010 at 7:29 AM

    Finally, an affordable diamond cutter. I've been looking for one of these for absolutely ages!

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  8. .November 4, 2010 at 7:34 AM

    i like the knife!

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  9. Christie KleinNovember 4, 2010 at 7:40 AM

    I always poop my pants when i stab a bear, so this is not a desired feature for me.

    Thanks for the review though.

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  10. KRUNOSLAV DUNDOVICNovember 4, 2010 at 7:44 AM

    interesting knife

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  11. AnonymousNovember 4, 2010 at 7:56 AM

    awesome looking knife though I am not sure I want a knife with his signature on it

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  12. not2bnamedNovember 4, 2010 at 8:04 AM

    Pretty cool knife.

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  13. Jem StarNovember 4, 2010 at 8:21 AM

    That looks very useful!

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  14. gnjili shepardNovember 4, 2010 at 8:28 AM

    awsome, i want to be bear grils when i grow up

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  15. GalwarriorNovember 4, 2010 at 8:31 AM

    Sweet Post!

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  16. AnonymousNovember 4, 2010 at 8:31 AM

    It looks too extremist to me haha $700 is way too much, but I don't think a $60 knife can be really good...

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  17. SikoriNovember 4, 2010 at 8:31 AM

    Very cool knife man!

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  18. DonkoteNovember 4, 2010 at 8:55 AM

    cool knife

    wasn't there this whole thing about how bear grylls is fake?

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  19. NajNovember 4, 2010 at 8:58 AM

    cool! i want one!

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  20. IziNovember 4, 2010 at 9:35 AM

    Nice knife :)

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  21. GorlotchNovember 4, 2010 at 9:54 AM

    Nice looking knife!

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  22. LoneIslanderNovember 4, 2010 at 10:09 AM

    I lawled

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  23. KikinoNovember 4, 2010 at 10:18 AM

    With that knife i think I could eat cockroaches xD

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  24. VoacarooNovember 4, 2010 at 10:37 AM

    Me want!

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  25. AstraNovember 4, 2010 at 11:02 AM

    That looks so cool!

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  26. Suciô SanchezNovember 4, 2010 at 11:23 AM

    Does he make a matching fork?

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  27. AnonymousNovember 4, 2010 at 12:29 PM

    I have a feeling some people will buy this knife just because Bear Grylls uses it.

    Thanks for posting!

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  28. ego_rkoNovember 4, 2010 at 12:55 PM

    nice knife

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  29. skweeker123November 4, 2010 at 2:09 PM

    this knife is badass!! i know what i want for christmas!! lol

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  30. AnonymousNovember 4, 2010 at 2:16 PM

    its freaking beautiful.

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  31. IshuNovember 4, 2010 at 4:15 PM

    That's the point!!! they should do a cheaper version of EVERYTHING that works well! xD

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  32. UnknownNovember 4, 2010 at 4:46 PM

    DAMN I BROKE A EXPENSIVE KNIFE IT WAS WORTH 200+ TOO ME THATS A ALOT HA I MISS THAT KNIFE

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  33. DrackarNovember 4, 2010 at 5:37 PM

    I want this....but I'm not getting it because it has that hacks name on it.

    I love the derisive tone, though.

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  34. AaronNovember 4, 2010 at 7:25 PM

    I want one of these so bad. BG is a badass, all things considered, and I'll support the guy and his rad name.

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  35. iammyselfNovember 4, 2010 at 7:55 PM

    i want one

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  36. Craig PhillipsNovember 5, 2010 at 1:18 AM

    Nothing says Gerber like stabbing a bear.

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  37. blog.imperiumNovember 7, 2010 at 12:53 AM

    Pretty expensive for a knife. I wouldn't buy it but Im sure its qualitywork.

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  38. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2011 at 12:57 PM

    hi, new to the site, thanks.

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