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Nov 4, 2010

Bear Grylls Survival Knife Bear Grylls Survival Knife

British outdoorsman Bear Grylls had a fancy knife before, but it was really, really expensive. What if you didn't want to spend $700 to stab something? A solution presents itself. A $60 consumer-grade survival knife.

The knife has a serrated blade, a rubber grip, a stainless steel pommel (for hammering or knife-whipping someone), and an emergency whistle. The sheath has a fire starter, "land to air rescue instructions" and a diamond sharpener. There's a pocket guide on survival in case that land to air rescue doesn't work out.

It's also very useful that the Gerber Bear Grylls knife has his signature on it—this way when you stab an actual bear in a fight, it'll be like some sort of namesake-killing-synergy situation. I'm not sure what happens, exactly, but you'll probably still poop your pants.

38 comments:

RoodNverse said...

thats cool very nice knife , i like , i might get one just to poop my pants since i havent yet.or wait , damn you vodka.....

Ben Dover said...

I like the fire starting feature :D Really useful

HondaX said...

very good knife....

Anonymous said...

Looks like a useful knife, but I would feel like a douche with a Bear Grylls knife.

! WALLPAPERS BY ERDNUSS2 ! said...

lol nice! love the knife!

Shimizu said...

perfect for when i get lost in a desert island

Anonymous said...

Finally, an affordable diamond cutter. I've been looking for one of these for absolutely ages!

. said...

i like the knife!

Christie Klein said...

I always poop my pants when i stab a bear, so this is not a desired feature for me.

Thanks for the review though.

KRUNOSLAV DUNDOVIC said...

interesting knife

Anonymous said...

awesome looking knife though I am not sure I want a knife with his signature on it

not2bnamed said...

Pretty cool knife.

Jem Star said...

That looks very useful!

gnjili shepard said...

awsome, i want to be bear grils when i grow up

Galwarrior said...

Sweet Post!

Unknown said...

It looks too extremist to me haha $700 is way too much, but I don't think a $60 knife can be really good...

Sikori said...

Very cool knife man!

Donkote said...

cool knife

wasn't there this whole thing about how bear grylls is fake?

Naj said...

cool! i want one!

Izi said...

Nice knife :)

Gorlotch said...

Nice looking knife!

LoneIslander said...

I lawled

Kikino said...

With that knife i think I could eat cockroaches xD

Voacaroo said...

Me want!

Astra said...

That looks so cool!

SuciƓ Sanchez said...

Does he make a matching fork?

Anonymous said...

I have a feeling some people will buy this knife just because Bear Grylls uses it.

Thanks for posting!

ego_rko said...

nice knife

skweeker123 said...

this knife is badass!! i know what i want for christmas!! lol

Anonymous said...

its freaking beautiful.

Ishu said...

That's the point!!! they should do a cheaper version of EVERYTHING that works well! xD

Unknown said...

DAMN I BROKE A EXPENSIVE KNIFE IT WAS WORTH 200+ TOO ME THATS A ALOT HA I MISS THAT KNIFE

Drackar said...

I want this....but I'm not getting it because it has that hacks name on it.

I love the derisive tone, though.

Aaron said...

I want one of these so bad. BG is a badass, all things considered, and I'll support the guy and his rad name.

iammyself said...

i want one

Craig Phillips said...

Nothing says Gerber like stabbing a bear.

blog.imperium said...

Pretty expensive for a knife. I wouldn't buy it but Im sure its qualitywork.

Anonymous said...

hi, new to the site, thanks.