Darren Suchon even at 42 years old, he doesn't understand that it's wrong to drive your live-in girlfriend off the road just because she took your PlayStation away. Especially when you're using her Porsche to do it.
Suchon is, as one might guess, unemployed, and apparently spends most of his day playing video games. Understandably frustrated with the situation, Colleen Frable took Suchon's console with her to work last Friday. Which in turn prompted Suchon to follow Frable from their home to somewhere up Route 248, where he forced her car off the road and rear-ended her. Classy guy. And it gets better!
When he was initially confronted by the police after the chase, Suchon's response was that he "didn't know what the big deal was." According to reports:
He told police, "I just wanted the game, I would never hurt her. I just wanted the game."
He'll probably have to do a little better than that when his court date comes up; Suchon's been charged with simple assault, reckless endangerment, harassment, disorderly conduct, reckless driving and driving with a suspended or revoked license. So assuming he doesn't come up with the $25,000 in bail money any time soon, he's likely bleeped his last bloop for quite some time. No word on what PlayStation it was, but if it was a PSP they should seriously consider life without parole.
Suchon is, as one might guess, unemployed, and apparently spends most of his day playing video games. Understandably frustrated with the situation, Colleen Frable took Suchon's console with her to work last Friday. Which in turn prompted Suchon to follow Frable from their home to somewhere up Route 248, where he forced her car off the road and rear-ended her. Classy guy. And it gets better!
When he was initially confronted by the police after the chase, Suchon's response was that he "didn't know what the big deal was." According to reports:
He told police, "I just wanted the game, I would never hurt her. I just wanted the game."
He'll probably have to do a little better than that when his court date comes up; Suchon's been charged with simple assault, reckless endangerment, harassment, disorderly conduct, reckless driving and driving with a suspended or revoked license. So assuming he doesn't come up with the $25,000 in bail money any time soon, he's likely bleeped his last bloop for quite some time. No word on what PlayStation it was, but if it was a PSP they should seriously consider life without parole.
57 comments:
That guy is like a big child. Probably a so called manchild.
Dude should've bought a wii, girls love that
I think a ps3 is too expensive.
i have a ps2 :D
The Game... I just wanted... Teh Game
lol
that guy is crazy!
She deserved it.
i know a couple of guys in their 40s that would do the same thing lol
makes you wonder how this guy had a girlfriend at all
reminds me of a friend of mine :)
nice post
Maybe he can take his PSP to prison.
haha. one mans love for his console...
Maybe for an xbox
haha epic
this is great1
Sad.
So sad.
finally someone who knows what to do if someone takes your source of LIFE
naahh i cant blame him
the game
lol
Could be worse. Remember John and Lorena Bobbitt
I prefer xbox360 :D
If your BF is a 40 years gamer you deserve this and more.
That's just crazy. I like his enthusiasm, but he's crazy.
Bet he will be bored in jail :P
Dont mess with our videogames plz
The PS3 and the Porsche are ok though right?.....right?
Damn straight.
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that's ... normal for a ps3 gamer, they're all crazy hehe
I heard that yesterday on the college radio station and laughed hysterically.
what has science done?
Great post! Following you.
He just wanted the game. :(
I keep forgetting that PS3 actually has games now.
she deserved it. xD
i would the same
"Just wanted the game?" What game? I thought he had a PS3...
Hopefully he gets...you know. dumped. after that.
A little extreme, but don't take a man away from his vidya. Lesson learned hahahah
Hahahaha that guy lost it, srsly
he's gonna get off with probation.
Oh wow he chased her in a porsche, so what was his GF driving?
Why....how? I don't even know what to say, lol. I really hope he gets the max sentence on these just for being that dumb.
I lol'd. Dude knows whats important in life.
I'd freaking drive her off the road too.
sometimes you just shouldn't mess with a guy's game system
ahaha thats hilarious man good job
A facepalm would be appropriate here. :D
If he had a hard time finding employment and only had the playstation to pass time... why make things worst and take it away? If he was not even trying to find employment, then the frustration and taking away of the console is understandable.
People are freakin insane.
People scare me...
Yikes, addiction at a high level
The way you write is so brutal lol.
So i guess this means....
*puts on sunglasses
His game crashed.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!
Rofl
Cool story bro.
dont touch on my games, but my girl friend can, he give a x360 to me :B
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