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Oct 13, 2010

Grown Man Drives Girlfriend Off the Road For Taking His PlayStation Away


Darren Suchon even at 42 years old, he doesn't understand that it's wrong to drive your live-in girlfriend off the road just because she took your PlayStation away. Especially when you're using her Porsche to do it.

Suchon is, as one might guess, unemployed, and apparently spends most of his day playing video games. Understandably frustrated with the situation, Colleen Frable took Suchon's console with her to work last Friday. Which in turn prompted Suchon to follow Frable from their home to somewhere up Route 248, where he forced her car off the road and rear-ended her. Classy guy. And it gets better!

When he was initially confronted by the police after the chase, Suchon's response was that he "didn't know what the big deal was." According to reports:

He told police, "I just wanted the game, I would never hurt her. I just wanted the game."

He'll probably have to do a little better than that when his court date comes up; Suchon's been charged with simple assault, reckless endangerment, harassment, disorderly conduct, reckless driving and driving with a suspended or revoked license. So assuming he doesn't come up with the $25,000 in bail money any time soon, he's likely bleeped his last bloop for quite some time. No word on what PlayStation it was, but if it was a PSP they should seriously consider life without parole.

64 comments:

Sebastian said...

That guy is like a big child. Probably a so called manchild.

Derek said...

Dude should've bought a wii, girls love that

razortek said...

great post man!

JillDine said...

holy shit..remind me not do to this to my bf

BuyGeorge said...

I think a ps3 is too expensive.

Muhunty said...

i have a ps2 :D

Potato Skinz said...

The Game... I just wanted... Teh Game

Naj said...

lol
that guy is crazy!

Matt said...

She deserved it.

marco said...

i know a couple of guys in their 40s that would do the same thing lol

pixel said...

makes you wonder how this guy had a girlfriend at all

theduke said...

reminds me of a friend of mine :)

la comédie said...

nice post

Pope Smurf said...

Maybe he can take his PSP to prison.

ElChristo said...

haha. one mans love for his console...

Hunter said...

Maybe for an xbox

Nyuu said...

haha epic

P0wermjp said...

this is great1

Emelie said...

Sad.
So sad.

Wertz said...

finally someone who knows what to do if someone takes your source of LIFE

SYMHM said...

Yeah, ruin your Porsche for a stupid game. Smart.

Random said...

naahh i cant blame him

RoodNverse said...

the game

lol

Suciô Sanchez said...

Could be worse. Remember John and Lorena Bobbitt

Unlogic said...

I prefer xbox360 :D

Lil' Rocker Flower said...

If your BF is a 40 years gamer you deserve this and more.

Rnlxndr said...

That's just crazy. I like his enthusiasm, but he's crazy.

miecak said...

Bet he will be bored in jail :P

Max Steel said...

Dont mess with our videogames plz

Willow said...

The PS3 and the Porsche are ok though right?.....right?

Gordon said...

Damn straight.

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/k/anadian!!EzAmH4LJIz said...

Haha, he's a total retard. Deserved it.

Sykefu said...

that's ... normal for a ps3 gamer, they're all crazy hehe

Joe Flannery said...

I heard that yesterday on the college radio station and laughed hysterically.

momo said...

what has science done?

Tweek said...

Great post! Following you.

Jakeman-Jensen said...

" Bitch took my Playstation, I took her life. "

Yeeeeaahhhhhhh!!!!!!

ChopperDave said...

He just wanted the game. :(

ITS SHAUN'DRE said...

I keep forgetting that PS3 actually has games now.

Kikino said...

she deserved it. xD

Mark said...

i would the same

tshowlisting said...

"Just wanted the game?" What game? I thought he had a PS3...

Drackar said...

Hopefully he gets...you know. dumped. after that.

funkotron77 said...

A little extreme, but don't take a man away from his vidya. Lesson learned hahahah

Jackie said...

This is awesome, keep it up!

KillerKun said...

Hahahaha that guy lost it, srsly

Goodfella said...

he's gonna get off with probation.

Tpadz said...

Oh wow he chased her in a porsche, so what was his GF driving?

Rezden said...

Why....how? I don't even know what to say, lol. I really hope he gets the max sentence on these just for being that dumb.

The Situation said...

I lol'd. Dude knows whats important in life.

WallabyWay42 said...

I'd freaking drive her off the road too.

Ale-X said...

Should teach her ass not to touch his console!

Donkote said...

sometimes you just shouldn't mess with a guy's game system

Alican said...

ahaha thats hilarious man good job

HiFi said...

A facepalm would be appropriate here. :D

JRam said...

If he had a hard time finding employment and only had the playstation to pass time... why make things worst and take it away? If he was not even trying to find employment, then the frustration and taking away of the console is understandable.

kmartsmartsuperstar said...

People are freakin insane.

jakebud said...

People scare me...

Applelove said...

Yikes, addiction at a high level

DinoHunter said...

The way you write is so brutal lol.

Drew said...

So i guess this means....

*puts on sunglasses

His game crashed.




YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!

Joel C Anatoli said...

Rofl

Lulz and stuff said...

Cool story bro.

kabello said...

dont touch on my games, but my girl friend can, he give a x360 to me :B