Just like the countless innovators, explorers and fine people killed in a Frankensteinian way by their own inventions, the current owner of Segway—not Dean Kamen—died yesterday after he rode off a cliff and into a river in England.
Jimi Heselden, aged 62, was found at 11.40am yesterday by the River Wharfe in North Yorkshire, with his X2 Adventure (pictured) by his side. Police believe that it was just a freak accident, with nothing suspicious about the man worth $262m falling to his death.
It's particularly poignant as his company had only just purchased the Segway company in December 2009. He sounded like a really nice guy according to reports, a chap who left school at 15 to work in the mines, but was fortunate enough to develop some interesting-sounding defense systems which made him millions.
He was one of those rare philanthropists who had given away millions to charity but didn't like to talk about it—at least £23m ($36m) in the last few years alone, it's thought.
Wow.. Sounds like a great guy and everything, and my thoughts/prayers go out to his family.. But DAMN is that ever ironic
ReplyDeleteSegway offroad? Hillarious!
ReplyDeleteCool man!
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That was quite a bit ironic indeed. However, RIP.
ReplyDeleteWow talk about irony, I feel for the family. RIP segway dude. showing my daily supp.
ReplyDeletethis is what irony is. :S
ReplyDeletewhat a way to go. woah irony.
ReplyDeleteare you serious :O???
ReplyDeletedang sucks he died. coulda been murder.
ReplyDeletewho drives a segway off a cliff?
Oh come on :| Ironic but sad
ReplyDeleteR.I.P hope his family is ok
ReplyDeleteOuch...
ReplyDeletelol but sad.
ReplyDeleteThat blows...
ReplyDeleteToo bad the Segway doesn't quite stop as quick as advertised...
RIP.
is that serious? wow.. what a shame.. i love those things :D
ReplyDeleteWierd
ReplyDeleteOh wow, that sucks... But so do Segway's.
ReplyDeleteI just can't help but imagine the whoaaaa *splash*.
ReplyDeletethats F'd up
ReplyDeletethats crazy and sad. at least he did lots of good while he was still ehre
ReplyDeletelol, i heard about this on the radio, how fast was this guy going 2 mph?
ReplyDeletewell i guess he had the same people make the accelerator as the toyota people, he suddenly accelerated to 3mph and ran off the cliff.
Man. That's too bad. Kind of a strange accident if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteor 36b in canadian? :p Fucking hilairous though, awesome find mate. I especially like the mystery you added with his 'accident'.
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whoa! ironic event.
ReplyDeleteremember kids, don't drink and segway.
ReplyDeleteWhat a tragedy:( RIP
ReplyDeleteLike crashing of the cliff in a blaze of glory. Except without the fire or glory.
ReplyDeleteI like this, awaiting your next update!
ReplyDeleteyou laugh, you go to hell.
ReplyDeleteWow, that's insane.
ReplyDeleteTechnically, this isn't ironic at all. Still sad though. He sounds like a stand-up guy, rather than just another fat cat jerk-off.
ReplyDeleteweird and hellarious
ReplyDeleteok, thats just wierd... if there be gods, they be fucking wif us...
ReplyDeleteShould of installed some seat belts. Yeah I'm terrible.
ReplyDeletewow.. that sucks. RIP
ReplyDeleteI thought this was quite funny until I heard about how charitable this guy was, not that I should base human life's value on voluntary contributions.
ReplyDeleteStill, the irony is tragic.
is that serious? wow.. what a shame.. i love those things :
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