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Sep 27, 2010

Segway Company Owner Dies After Driving Segway Off Cliff

Just like the countless innovators, explorers and fine people killed in a Frankensteinian way by their own inventions, the current owner of Segway—not Dean Kamen—died yesterday after he rode off a cliff and into a river in England.

Jimi Heselden, aged 62, was found at 11.40am yesterday by the River Wharfe in North Yorkshire, with his X2 Adventure (pictured) by his side. Police believe that it was just a freak accident, with nothing suspicious about the man worth $262m falling to his death.

It's particularly poignant as his company had only just purchased the Segway company in December 2009. He sounded like a really nice guy according to reports, a chap who left school at 15 to work in the mines, but was fortunate enough to develop some interesting-sounding defense systems which made him millions.

He was one of those rare philanthropists who had given away millions to charity but didn't like to talk about it—at least £23m ($36m) in the last few years alone, it's thought.

37 comments:

  1. Wow.. Sounds like a great guy and everything, and my thoughts/prayers go out to his family.. But DAMN is that ever ironic

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  2. That was quite a bit ironic indeed. However, RIP.

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  3. Wow talk about irony, I feel for the family. RIP segway dude. showing my daily supp.

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  4. dang sucks he died. coulda been murder.
    who drives a segway off a cliff?

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  5. That blows...

    Too bad the Segway doesn't quite stop as quick as advertised...

    RIP.

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  6. is that serious? wow.. what a shame.. i love those things :D

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  7. Oh wow, that sucks... But so do Segway's.

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  8. I just can't help but imagine the whoaaaa *splash*.

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  9. thats crazy and sad. at least he did lots of good while he was still ehre

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  10. lol, i heard about this on the radio, how fast was this guy going 2 mph?
    well i guess he had the same people make the accelerator as the toyota people, he suddenly accelerated to 3mph and ran off the cliff.

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  11. Man. That's too bad. Kind of a strange accident if you ask me.

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  12. or 36b in canadian? :p Fucking hilairous though, awesome find mate. I especially like the mystery you added with his 'accident'.

    -JKane, a leader who follows

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  13. remember kids, don't drink and segway.

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  14. Like crashing of the cliff in a blaze of glory. Except without the fire or glory.

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  15. I like this, awaiting your next update!

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  16. you laugh, you go to hell.

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  17. Wow, that's insane.

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  18. Technically, this isn't ironic at all. Still sad though. He sounds like a stand-up guy, rather than just another fat cat jerk-off.

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  19. weird and hellarious

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  20. ok, thats just wierd... if there be gods, they be fucking wif us...

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  21. Should of installed some seat belts. Yeah I'm terrible.

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  22. I thought this was quite funny until I heard about how charitable this guy was, not that I should base human life's value on voluntary contributions.

    Still, the irony is tragic.

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  23. is that serious? wow.. what a shame.. i love those things :
    Hoverboard Seat

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