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Sep 30, 2010

OMG U R NOT SERIOUS: Justin Bieber Gets His Own Headphone Line

Dr. Dre, what hath ye done? As if 3% of Twitter's racks weren't enough, tween demigod Justin Bieber can now lay claim to his own headphone line—part of the Beats by Dre series of audio gear. Totes adorbs!

The JustBeats series (geeee-eeet it?) is available in earbud or cans form—but only in purple, Justin's fave color! The press release for the phones, clearly written by someone with a strong sense of irony, laments that young music fans have "never been exposed to high-quality sound." Yes, and Justin Bieber will be the solution to this social ill. We only hope they fit snugly enough for Segway getaways.

60 comments:

  1. Nie MandSeptember 30, 2010 at 2:59 AM

    Are they for real? Thats one of the stupidest things I ever heard of.

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2010 at 3:09 AM

    look more like blogger headphones...
    he souled be initializing JB but then omg he s a drunk o

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  3. ShredGuitarSeptember 30, 2010 at 3:21 AM

    Very nice.

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  4. UnknownSeptember 30, 2010 at 3:32 AM

    I give up on humanity...

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  5. Structus PostumusSeptember 30, 2010 at 3:46 AM

    Oh wow. That's gay. ;D

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  6. richieSeptember 30, 2010 at 3:51 AM

    Who would need High-def earphones to listen to terrible music?

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  7. GalwarriorSeptember 30, 2010 at 4:12 AM

    Justin Bieber again..

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  8. anontcotrolSeptember 30, 2010 at 4:37 AM

    Lady GaGa has her headphone line also. They look better then Beibers.

    Anyway to make a buck isnt it :(

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  9. DavidSeptember 30, 2010 at 4:42 AM

    OKayyy wat?

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  10. tonyman33September 30, 2010 at 4:58 AM

    lmaoo.....Whats the world coming to....and the fact Dre is on this is just embarrassing

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  11. maxSeptember 30, 2010 at 5:11 AM

    these are some good looking headphones :)

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  12. ZerronSeptember 30, 2010 at 5:23 AM

    haha wow

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  13. ArchivistSeptember 30, 2010 at 6:11 AM

    was bound to happen

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  14. llllollllllSeptember 30, 2010 at 6:27 AM

    Oh ffs.

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  15. That Which HauntsSeptember 30, 2010 at 6:34 AM

    I fucking need more man, where my JB gloves and toothbrushes? I NEED MORE.

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  16. RatsRunThisTownSeptember 30, 2010 at 6:40 AM

    Those are hideos

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  17. SkimboshSeptember 30, 2010 at 6:57 AM

    Just wait for the new Bieber Surround Sound 8.2 coming this winter.

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  18. 2Beer1SipSeptember 30, 2010 at 7:06 AM

    gayer then jb himself are only his headphones

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  19. MicheleSeptember 30, 2010 at 7:33 AM

    Cool!
    Supp

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  20. NajSeptember 30, 2010 at 7:43 AM

    well, he already got a doll.

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  21. chasityxoSeptember 30, 2010 at 7:44 AM

    whos going to buy these lolol dollarstore ones work just fine

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  22. annoymouseSeptember 30, 2010 at 7:52 AM

    the thought of inserting anything related to beiber into me is disgusting..

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  23. JRamSeptember 30, 2010 at 8:10 AM

    Purple... how... appropriate...

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  24. McBindaHouseSeptember 30, 2010 at 8:36 AM

    the world is going to hell in a handbasket, I'll tell ya hwut

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  25. IshuSeptember 30, 2010 at 9:17 AM

    Owwww man, how come???? dang it! DAMN IT! xD

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  26. THE FAV LISTSeptember 30, 2010 at 9:18 AM

    haha "never been exposed to high-quality sound". Oh the irony.

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  27. bossSeptember 30, 2010 at 9:21 AM

    wow, i cant believe it! i cant wait!!! im buying 30pairs !!! i love JB!, thanks for showing me! just sharing the love

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  28. George CostanzaSeptember 30, 2010 at 9:21 AM

    Funny that it's the same 'b' as the Beat by Dre ones...

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  29. Light Weight Baby!September 30, 2010 at 9:27 AM

    Thanks for the insightful comments on my last blog post!

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  30. LulzSeptember 30, 2010 at 9:32 AM

    hes sooooo gay

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  31. GregoriusSeptember 30, 2010 at 9:36 AM

    OH MY GOD! Life is suddenly not worth living ):

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  32. KrowSeptember 30, 2010 at 9:51 AM

    Wow, really
    JB is what we get for making so much fun of Canada

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  33. Telia TuliSeptember 30, 2010 at 9:51 AM

    Unbelievable.
    /shakes head

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  34. The RevieverSeptember 30, 2010 at 10:04 AM

    I wonder who will wear it...

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  35. ShugoSeptember 30, 2010 at 10:11 AM

    Ah well, his 15 mins of stardom will end when he hits puberty....

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  36. Jed BrowneSeptember 30, 2010 at 10:26 AM

    Back in my day Justin would have been a funny name for a girl. And that haircut! Jeez. But, I must say, she has a nice voice.

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  37. BicycleSeptember 30, 2010 at 10:27 AM

    talk about milking it

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  38. Splash87September 30, 2010 at 10:29 AM

    I would totally rock purple headphones, but not with a JB endorsement.

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  39. Ragina VashSeptember 30, 2010 at 10:29 AM

    Lol! I love jb! Just sharing some love ;p

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  40. JohnnySeptember 30, 2010 at 10:30 AM

    i am at loss of words here..

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  41. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2010 at 10:30 AM

    I hope those all malfunction due to gayness.

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  42. AdrienSeptember 30, 2010 at 10:34 AM

    Bieber may be a cool guy (wouldn't know, never met him) but I hate everything about our culture that makes him who he is.

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  43. RoodNverseSeptember 30, 2010 at 10:41 AM

    lol f'n gay

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  44. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2010 at 10:42 AM

    i just really hate justin beiber.

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  45. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2010 at 10:45 AM

    looks great!
    i like it.

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  46. JoebloggsSeptember 30, 2010 at 10:46 AM

    This makes me sick!

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  47. SandwichSeptember 30, 2010 at 10:55 AM

    wowwww

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  48. AsherSeptember 30, 2010 at 10:58 AM

    So.. are headphones the new thing? I thought perfume and cologne was where it was at.

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  49. Brandon B.September 30, 2010 at 11:00 AM

    This is horrible news!!! I hope at the very least it only plays at defening volumes so at least no one will have to listen to his "music" for very long.

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  50. RyukaiSeptember 30, 2010 at 11:03 AM

    I would get a pair but I'm not a 14 year old girl (unfortunately)

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  51. Paladin-BiasSeptember 30, 2010 at 11:11 AM

    that is ridiculous

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  52. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2010 at 11:13 AM

    My dreams, They have come true.

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  53. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    hAAAAAAAAAAAAhaha beiber eats nuts

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  54. ModerneFusionSeptember 30, 2010 at 2:51 PM

    That's hilarious. Love your post, Keep up the Biebz Hate. & thanks for commenting on my blog too btw!

    Following and Supporting! :)

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  55. Anonymous College StudentSeptember 30, 2010 at 2:58 PM

    kill me now.

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  56. Janus KaneSeptember 30, 2010 at 3:35 PM

    A strong sense of irony indeed ;) Glad to see my blog circle is just as confused as I am when it comes to this kid's popularity. There's gotta be cute boys in this highschool... What a strange social phenomenon we've stumbled across with mass media.

    Love the witty content, mate. And thanks for the comments :)
    -JKane

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  57. HiFiOctober 1, 2010 at 12:45 AM

    The beebs. Who woulda thunk

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  58. SaviorSelfOctober 1, 2010 at 6:46 AM

    i wonder if they're cheaper than normal beats headphones.. I could just spray paint them black or something haha

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  59. AnonymousMarch 1, 2012 at 12:03 PM

    unreal georgous luv ya JB

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  60. BrandonOctober 29, 2012 at 10:31 AM

    Ah well, his 15 mins of stardom will end when he hits puberty....

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