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Sep 30, 2010

A Gift For The Sexy Geek In All Of Us

Play chess, or masturbate? We love both activities so much, sometimes we just can't choose. Thankfully, with Kiki de Montparnasse's vibrator chess set, we can have both at the same time...we just have to find $7k to buy it.

65 comments:

  1. NajSeptember 30, 2010 at 4:01 PM

    oh lawd! really? damn! 7k? for jacking off? lol

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  2. UnknownSeptember 30, 2010 at 4:09 PM

    next time post shomething i can actually afford asshat

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  3. comradejoker.blogspot.com/September 30, 2010 at 4:10 PM

    Finally I can have sexy time with the queen ;D

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  4. TonyySeptember 30, 2010 at 4:11 PM

    i need this. now

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  5. killerkunSeptember 30, 2010 at 4:15 PM

    sleek and sexy

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  6. SirynSeptember 30, 2010 at 4:18 PM

    Seriously, c'mon now!

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  7. UnknownSeptember 30, 2010 at 4:19 PM

    omg o0 but a nice present xD

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  8. RoodNverseSeptember 30, 2010 at 4:23 PM

    O.o odd and 7k lol...

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  9. LivSeptember 30, 2010 at 4:30 PM

    wow....just wow XD thats fantastic

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  10. Janus KaneSeptember 30, 2010 at 4:35 PM

    Technically, Naj, it would be 7k to jill off. Vibrators never helped me reach climax... Unless the girl has one. Especially if she's playing chess. Oh, Comeatme, you always get me ;)

    -JKane

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  11. ArchivistSeptember 30, 2010 at 4:36 PM

    man that set looks great

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  12. Jed BrowneSeptember 30, 2010 at 4:36 PM

    I do not have the 7k.

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  13. Smokey DojaSeptember 30, 2010 at 4:37 PM

    OOOO looks so nice. Do want! No way my broke ass will ever have it though.

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  14. against me and youSeptember 30, 2010 at 4:40 PM

    I came.

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  15. CommskySeptember 30, 2010 at 4:55 PM

    7k for a shiny vibrator set hidden in a chess board... right..

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  16. SnickelsoxSeptember 30, 2010 at 5:11 PM

    I play chess with my father alot, do not want!

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  17. SourlolSeptember 30, 2010 at 5:12 PM

    thats hawt

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  18. problem.questionSeptember 30, 2010 at 5:29 PM

    wow way to expensive

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  19. AsherSeptember 30, 2010 at 5:35 PM

    I suppose offering people to have a stimulating game of chess takes on a whole new meaning.

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  20. IshuSeptember 30, 2010 at 5:38 PM

    I don't get it... ho can you do that? It looks like a normal electronic chase game

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  21. Jimmy VolmerSeptember 30, 2010 at 5:54 PM

    I like the way you designed your blog :)

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  22. Positive TensionSeptember 30, 2010 at 6:08 PM

    really 7k? any clue as to why it's so expensive?

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  23. AppleloveSeptember 30, 2010 at 6:14 PM

    Wow. I'm glad I don't have to spend money to waste time

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  24. RubixSeptember 30, 2010 at 6:25 PM

    sexy yet nerdy. my type of chess set

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  25. kokojestaSeptember 30, 2010 at 6:47 PM

    woW, i feel like iv been missing out my entire life!

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  26. ZykeiSeptember 30, 2010 at 6:59 PM

    Wow 7k

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  27. AutumnSeptember 30, 2010 at 7:03 PM

    While I like the idea and the fact that this exists cheered me up a good deal. I have to admit that 7k seems to be completely unjustified.

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  28. MundaneSeptember 30, 2010 at 7:07 PM

    ... What? What the fudge? XD

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  29. BMTSeptember 30, 2010 at 7:12 PM

    Haha, just imagine playing this with an unsuspecting guest.

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  30. SlumphSeptember 30, 2010 at 7:33 PM

    oh god I want it.. wait.. 7k?

    I'm an avid reader of yours so I'd appreciate it if you headed over to my blog and voted in my poll and stuff =)

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  31. Splash87September 30, 2010 at 7:39 PM

    Took me a sec to actually realize what it was. I just thought it was a bitchn' chess set. lol

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  32. La GaGaSeptember 30, 2010 at 7:59 PM

    Yes, I will shell out 7k later on when I win the lottery.

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  33. GordonSeptember 30, 2010 at 8:00 PM

    I so remember this.

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  34. MCSeptember 30, 2010 at 8:05 PM

    lol king cums on queen

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  35. AnbuJustinSeptember 30, 2010 at 8:08 PM

    would not exactly benefit myself from this but the idea is cool haha.

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  36. SaltyThePirateSeptember 30, 2010 at 8:10 PM

    that's just...expensive to say the least!

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  37. The RevieverSeptember 30, 2010 at 8:13 PM

    Holy crap! That'a a weird idea, but... I like it.

    Though the price is meh.

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  38. OC-STEVENSeptember 30, 2010 at 8:34 PM

    i wonder who actually buys this

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  39. DerpFilesSeptember 30, 2010 at 9:34 PM

    Wow....not sure what to say. it looks quite beautiful though.

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  40. MoggetsSeptember 30, 2010 at 9:36 PM

    7k seriously?

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  41. Mike AguilaSeptember 30, 2010 at 9:44 PM

    Are they waterproof?

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  42. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2010 at 11:08 PM

    I'm not very good at chess though I like to play it. This sort of chess is an interesting idea..

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  43. UnknownSeptember 30, 2010 at 11:22 PM

    The set looks beautiful. If it weren't for the vibrator thing, it would sell based on looks alone :D

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  44. UndertakerSeptember 30, 2010 at 11:24 PM

    I'll just fap while waiting for my opponent to make his/her move instead. Or fap before/after the game or something. I mean, all nice and well, but 7 bloody K? not a fucking chance.

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  45. JoshuaSeptember 30, 2010 at 11:39 PM

    Thats awesome, should buy one for my girlfriend for a laugh.

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  46. ShebsaOctober 1, 2010 at 12:13 AM

    Haha, that is just awesome!

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  47. WhebSurfOctober 1, 2010 at 12:23 AM

    very interesting cant wait for more :D

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  48. Telia TuliOctober 1, 2010 at 12:29 AM

    Lol.
    7k? I can do both for free!

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  49. MestyOctober 1, 2010 at 12:31 AM

    Hehehe how embarrassing.
    Mesty =)

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  50. HiFiOctober 1, 2010 at 12:39 AM

    pretty neat!

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  51. Jay SeanOctober 1, 2010 at 12:41 AM

    awesome set man

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  52. remziOctober 1, 2010 at 1:09 AM

    LOL wat

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  53. momoOctober 1, 2010 at 1:32 AM

    oh
    my
    god

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  54. Life Through FogOctober 1, 2010 at 1:49 AM

    interesting, cant wait to see more :)

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  55. Ren RottenOctober 1, 2010 at 1:58 AM

    Showing some daily love

    australiascrapas.blogspot.com

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  56. Nicholas FerrarOctober 1, 2010 at 2:16 AM

    what is this i dont even....
    but damn, me and my gf have played strip chess before....this is a game changer man, no pun intended

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  57. ShiverishOctober 1, 2010 at 3:08 AM

    i want!

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  58. i_love_weedOctober 1, 2010 at 4:54 AM

    damn thats a nice chess set

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  59. ashleyspaceOctober 1, 2010 at 7:13 AM

    That is pretty awsome but i think i could find alot more to spend my 7k on

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  60. pixelOctober 1, 2010 at 8:58 AM

    maybe i can get my gf to play chess now!

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  61. PaulOctober 1, 2010 at 11:21 AM

    Baller in large increments.

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  62. melinkoOctober 1, 2010 at 3:09 PM

    werid lol

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  63. Katie GreeneOctober 1, 2010 at 3:24 PM

    i'd pay money to watch alexandra kostenuik play this...

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  64. fat daddyOctober 1, 2010 at 10:56 PM

    love it, but $7k? Seriously?

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  65. Santios OnlineOctober 2, 2010 at 2:50 AM

    Wooow ! That's so expensive :s

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